Rookery.

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

I look forward to reading your well-reasoned scientifically backed response.

And welcome Sidney! Now I have spent the day watching old Cash videos.

:P

Hiya Capn! and Emmi and Fedor and Pogo and Wyld and hrm...did I miss anyone? Oh yeah MOO, BP!

Oh yeah and I put on my mood ring!

Grats puppy! You one craaaaaazy dawg!

:P

Ooh hashbrowns!

/e noms contentedly.

Thanks puppy!

/e pokes The Hawkes gently to stop them from snoring.

/e pokes a little harder when they don't stop.

/e pokes them in the nose

/e pokes them on the forehead.

/e grumbles.

/e puts a dead fish on their face to make them stop.

/e waits exasperated as they continue snoring.

/e sighs and goes looking for a baseball bat.

Good Morning all!

/e gets mischevious grin and goes to grab a loofa sponge then wanders off...somewhere.

Oh don't mind me....

Morning Blarg and Fey! Hope you all had a good night!

Did a LGTF last night and it was fun...a lil disorganized but we spanked Dra'gon and we spanked Hamidon and we spanked the Riders and then Honoree just gave up when he saw all our big spankin paddles.

Even the Rikti were ashamed to be seen with him.


Anyways I have done my time at work and i'm off. You all be good and stay safe or at least one of the two. :P

Too much sleep is as bad as too little. All the iron in your blood sinks to one side of your body making it heavier and throwing you out of balance.

Makes it hard to get out of bed and you walk in circles for a while afterwards. You can also set off metal detectors in airports.

What?! It's true!!!

Good Morning Detra!

/e noms on cold pizza while bouncing around all chipper.

Yeah...I would ask for a recount. But do so nicely.

'Horse dong' should probably not enter the conversation.

/e Schultz

I know NUHSHINK!

The ending I have heard, of Life of Pi, makes you love or hate the whole rest of it.

/e cackles and aims the recharged staff at Cien!

GIANT PUPPEHS WILL DESTROY THEM ALL!

Can you imagine the amount of leg lifting that will go on?

WAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAH!

/e spins dizzily and collapses.

Mexxor the Vile wavered his eyestalks peevishly and oozed back and forth across the silverly dias which contained his gooey mass in a obvious agitated manner. The rest of his oozlings had already fled from the room as in his ire he had eengulfed and digested three already.

Mexxor's mass shuddered sending ripples all up and down the length of his green corpulent frame. The last remnants of his underlings just barely visible through his translucent skin.

He whirled again and looks through his ocularian, poking his main eye stalk into a small opening which would allow him to see across the cosmos to far distant stars and planets.

Snurfling disgustedly, he casts his gaze across thousands of light years to a small solar system which had drawn his notice just a short time before. Down to a small blue planet filled with pinkish brown ape-like creatures. He wretched as he watched them in their little metal boxes moving about, going into and out of their dwellings and the more he watched the more he became disgusted. For as a Turling, Mexxor was extremely xenophobic, so xenophobic that just the knowledge of the existence of another race was enough to enrage him into immediate thoughts of genocide.

There were other races with such xenophobia but the Turling actually had the technology to do something about it. Slamming a pseudopod across a console panel near the ocularian, Mexxor activated a large spherical device floating high above him.

The orb shone a sickly green light and with a pulse that caused Mexxor's flesh to quaver, shot a ray of green light into the heavens. He returned to his ocularian and watched the green light streak on its journey towards a nearby galaxy.

In a few moments it struck the dead husk of the planet Ionas, the last planet to have the audacity to annoy the Turling by just merely 'being'. A few moments later and the entire planet was surrounded by a greenish glowing field.

Mexxor burbled and his pseudopod worked feverishly at the console imputing coordinates for the bluish green ball with its pinky brown offensive aliens.

He burbled again, his skin rippling and oozing, his glee obvious to the one brave underling which had dared to peek an eyestalk into the room, and then with a sense of finality, he pressed a black button on the console.

Far above him, the orb pulsed again and the green light from it whipped across the cosmos to the dead planet Ionas. Snapping it like a cosmic whip, flinging it from its lifeless orbit on a direct path towards the homeworld of the pinky brown disgusting aliens. Oblivious to the fact that their doom was very nearly upon them.

Returning to his ocularian, Mexxor watched in giddy anticipation and the kytrom moments slipped by. Soon the abominations on that far distant world would be gone. Very soon.

He watched as the dead planet Ionas streaked passed several other stars and planets, their gravities working in synch with his calculations perfectly to guide the gigantic planet, now missle, through the heavens. He burbled angrily as some of the planets mass burned away but was consoled that the dead planet was over 5 times the size of the offending planet, confident it would be enough.

Adjusting his mass in the silver bowl that contained him, he watched...

... and he watched...

... and he waited ...

and as his eye stalk began to dry out inside the ocularian he burbled excitedly as he watched his smaller but still deadly missle draw nearer and nearer the blue planet.

And then ...

Mexxor slouched back and sniffed looking around the empty room.

"Well... It's a start."

Morning Neko and Peterbilt and Wyldnytes and Fey and Fedor and anyone else I may have forgotten.

/e waaaaahs the staff at the lil crochet monsters!

GIANT CROCHET MONSTERS OF DOOM!

WAAAAAAAH!

:}

Think regular mayo is gross...try fatfree cholestrol free....it's stringy.

/e barfs

Waaaaaa! GoodmorningOhSoWickedWendy. My chargesarelowinthisthingbutimightbeabletosqueezeou tasetofdoubleD's!

/e brightens.

OhYES!Thatwouldcertainlydistractthemaleranga'sandm akeallthegirlranga'sjealous!

/e zaps Wendy!

Waaahahahahahaha...woah.........I'mfeelingabitinad equatenow.

/e cackles wildly.

WAAAAA! Myplansarealllcomingtogether! SoonthosepeskyRanga'swillbecrushedandthentheworldw illbemine!

Waaaaa!


MorningallmyGIANTMONSTERS! GOANDCRUSHTHERANGERS!

NONONONON!!!! Don'tspendalldayeatingpamcakesandsnugglingandtussl ing!


WAAAAAAA!

/e runs around having a fit.

Ooh! Iron Rook is good. So is Mechaneko and powerzoid!

/e calms down a bit humming 'putting on the ritz.'

/e rolls eyes. "Oh for PETE's SAKE!"

/e zaps Painfulvirus with Embiggening ray.

There!

/e zaps Emmi too but she somehow becomes a SUPER LITTLE MONSTER!

WHAT!?!?!?! I think my staff is running out of mojo!

Morning Emmi

/e sits puzzled....Do I Embiggen Virus or the bag of heads.....

/e scratches head with the staff.

Morning Virus!

/e zaps the bag of heads!


Wooohooooo!

/e zaps Dieselmeat turing him into a gigantic blue demon thingy.

WaaaaaA! What have you done with the real Dieselmeat who only drinks Drano?

/e waves dismissively, "No matter! A giant cup of joe will make for a SUPER CAFFINATED GIANT MONSTER!"

/e twirls around reveling in evil badness,"Waaa Hahahahahahaah!"

/e zaps Blarg!

/e cackles "Good Morning indeed my Giant Blarg! Have some giant pamcakes and then go DESTROY those Powah Ranga's!!!!!"

/e screetches

WAAAUGH! Good morning and good night! Ok you get a pass Brutus! Sleepy giant monsters are easily defeated!

Take a pamcake and come back tomorrow refreshed and ready to smash fake cardboard miniature soundstages!

That's an ORDER!

:P

/e zaps one star bandit with Embiggening ray!

/e barges into the building dress like this!

/e screetches, "WAAAAH! I can't believe those kids beat up my giant monster AGAIN!"

/e whirls around in an apoplectic fit.

A slow dim-witted eye monster gallumphs over, "Yeah...and the last time before that and the time before that and the...."

SILENCE!

/e schemes rubbing hands together in a scheming way, "What I need is a SUPER GIANT MONSTER! Yes.....THAT will work nicely.... and not just one but a whole BUNCH of giant monsters!"

Why I think I will wait up in the rafters and blast anyone who comes in with my Embiggening staff!

WAHHHH AHHHA AHHHHHHHAHAHHHaaaaaaa!

/e flutters up to the rafters to await the unsuspecting.

hehe

Bad husband....i guess you'll just have to corrupt him right back!

Hiya Dragon Fist! How are ya today?

/e hands a Dr. Pepper.