Revan_The_Wiser

I'm still alive!!! Ugh... WHY WON'T I DIE YET!? I can't rez until I die... *brain hops over to robot, does some weird voodoo and transplants self into robot*
Haha!
*Kills what's left of self*
*rezzes*
*[takes revenge against Entropy_Aegis in a manner most fitting of his crime against Revan]*
*throws mustard gas at Aegis and splits spine in half; separates his head from his body and places it on a silver platter*
...Aegis, that's for the constant demeaning of my intelligence. You're next, Chaotic! I WILL HAVE REVENGE FOR THE POPCORN!!
Edit: Let's keep it clean... And also keep Chameleon out of this. Don't want to p*** off too many people at once.

...Your lounge? I thought you kept going to the pocket D VIP lounge...
*creates wormhole to suck everyone else in*
"Problem solved!"
*Crushes chaotic's skull with Twilight Grasp*

*rezzes*
*Goes to lounge, summons henchmen, and blasts the heck out of Chaotic*
*DJ Zero shows up*
"WHAT PART OF 'NO FIGHTING' DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!!??"
*DJ Zero calls on the power of leetness to explode Revan's brain*
*Bots explode*
*rezzes*
"Uh-uh-uh, no fighting!"
*Uses the power of righteous leetness to imprison DJ Zero back in the DJ's floating table thingy*

Gotcha.
*tells robot to hold Entropy's body a safe distance away*
"PULL!"
*robot flings Entropy's lifeless body into the air*
*all robots and me blast Entropy's thrice-dead body to bits*
"And that's how you make key lime pie."
*Entropy's arm lands next to Revan*
"...Needs whipped cream."

*Opens spacial rift, sticks hand through, and grabs Bladeheart's...heart*
"Crap! I thought that was figurative!"
*With non-cut hand, closes portal*
*Throws Bladeheart's heart at Entropy and uses Twilight Grasp to heal other hand*
Also, Entropy -- Is there a page with all the rules on it? If so, can you point me towards it?

*rezzes*
*snaps Chameleon's neck*
That's how.
--Hey, my first successful assassination!
*Steps forward; gets tackled by Blade, the squirrel (again), and is repeatedly nuked, creating a blast spot the size of Rhode Island... on a map the size of Texas*

*Begins a series of maneuvers, dodging bullets, corpses, & fists, etc. bringing him to Chameleon. Sticks entire case worth of proton grenades into Chameleon's pants. Runs away. Presses button on detonator.*
Unfortunately, while Chameleon's back was turned, he was eating beans.
*Chameleon farts, blasting proton grenades back at Revan*
"Oh, come on, that wa--"*BOOM*
*rezzes, orders bots to open fire on anything that moves*
*sits*
*bots blast him to bits*
*bots die due to CoV physics*

*rezzes*
*summons team of bots; begins a firefight with chameleon.*
*Gets blasted to bits*
*rezzes twice, gets killed twice*
*gives up*
*chameleon spontaneously combusts*

*enters thread*
Steps innocently into the middle of the battleground and is tackled from all sides by various characters, a squirrel, and a rogue nuclear warhead
*rezzes*
I just wanted to know where the BATHROOM was!!!
*releases radioactive stream of urine on to carpet next to Blade*
*Carpet catches fire, melting Blade's blade onto his arm*
*Blade catches fire*
*I catch on fire*
*we both die*
(Edit: How long, generally, should each of these be? [also, character does not have Radioactive Urine as a power. But that would be cool.])

Hmm. That is true. But why don't the weaker zones recruit some of the stronger law enforcement to help?

(Give me a bit of slack if I make a faux pas. I'm new to the Rogue Isles.[Translation: NOOB ALERT ^------------------------^]) Now that that's covered... Why is it that the stronger foes hang out in areas with _stronger law enforcement_? Why don't they just swarm the weaker areas?