Pogothulu

Yeah, in NO way is anything in the rookery serious. you should know that....
now, i have here a list of rednames and pictures..we can set up cameras so once they come near the rookery, the auto-self defense systems kick in to 'Full Red alert'.

*Walks in with a rolled blueprints and some other stuff...*

Good morning all

Ok we'll refortify here, here and...there...the slide-down armor for the doors and windows won't take THAT long to install. And we can utilize the same missile defense system Iron Rook has..I figure a minefield in the front yard will help also.

Don't mind me, I'm going over the Rookery defenses in case those rednames try to start with us again.

Someone get me my coffee and bagel. I got work to do. Who's going to help me out on this one?

I say we do it everyday until it really gets out of hand.

I don't see why because of a couple of screwups last week also...I mean we are role-playing on the forums of the rp server..When was the last time this happened? well over a year ago?

Hiya, Fedor!

also, I JUST found out about this admiral Sutter dude in IP and his tf/trial. Any interest in running it this week?

like I need to keep a map in a safe??? and those are drawn in crayon in your handwriting...which leads to a Chuck E. Cheese.

Ooooh!! I LOVE playing skee-ball!!! lets go!

Of course..I also rigged a timer to detonate in 2 seconds.

*keeps slapping Fedor on the head as they fall nonstop together*

I do hope you're happy now!!

But I was standing right next to you, so wouldnt you be trapped too?....

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

You behave, sackboy...

*starts smacking Fedor on the head repeatedly like Benny Hill used to do to Jackie Wright. then runs off through a portal opening.*

Tram, you need help?

Oh, by the way..
Its one ah dem explodey cee-gars!!!
any second now...

Welcome to Virtue!

*pulls out his portal gun, makes an opening and hops through*

Woohoo! sees ya laterz!!

tHIS ISN'T A COURT! yOU'RE OUT OF ORDER! HE'S OUT OF ORDER! SADLY, THE SNACK MACHINE IN THE HALLWAY IS OUT OF ORDER TOO! BUT I HEARD WE ARE MAKING A DINNER ORDER, TAKE-OUT FROM THE DINER! I'LL HAVE A BACON SWISS-CHEESEBURGER WITH FRIES!

actually..it IS the landing pad for Iron Rook..they just happened to be on top of it at the time..I KNEW I had the coordinates right.

*A huge portal in the ceiling is opened. The Iron Rook comes falling through*

Look out!!!!

*Right before it crashes on everyone it stops short!*

Phew!! Good thing I hit the emergency brake!

it's supposed to be bigger on the inside..that's the whole point of it....

yes...but...my TARDIS can teleport...

Silly Larker, I have anti-gps detection and placed your gps onto an intern student working at a college several miles away from here. Good luck following him.

And, really, a cardboard TARDIS?..Mine is safe and secure. Have a good night...

hmmm...I wonder if they'll notice all the 'equipment' is made of cardboard?...

Ah, but does it say 'POGO'S ATTIC LAB AND BEDROOM'?

*STARTS LAUGHING*

You people are so silly! Thinking that room is the REAL attic lab!...