Rookery Portal Weekend!
*a bamf noise is heard in the warren*
*suddenly 5 feet above Fed a portal pops open*
* a bean bag and a bunny fall out*
*SMOOSH right on Fed and the donuts*
*looks under beanbag*
Hi Fed!
GAH!
*Iz smooshed*
Mornin
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*A huge portal in the ceiling is opened. The Iron Rook comes falling through*
Look out!!!!
*Right before it crashes on everyone it stops short!*
Phew!! Good thing I hit the emergency brake!
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
*dressed as a police officer*
YOU! With the steam mech, you do realize this is a no parking zone.
I'm going to have to write out a citation for this.
*hands Pogo the ticket*
You can pay the 5 lbs of carrots to the warren hole over in the floor, if you wish to refute this citation then the cost will be be 10 lbs of carrots payable to the warren hole. Have a nice day sir.
*does a lil' dance hop and jumps down the warren hole*
I'm not sure that bunneh is a real police officer...
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
actually..it IS the landing pad for Iron Rook..they just happened to be on top of it at the time..I KNEW I had the coordinates right.
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
*Slams his SackGavel on the counter.*
GUILTY! Please pay the rabbit on your way out.
Hallo NekoDaKittehLarkerBunneh
Captain America was a lot of fun. I give it two sackthumbs up.
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*Flumps out of a portal*
The frostbite is all better now!
*Dives into another one*
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
tHIS ISN'T A COURT! yOU'RE OUT OF ORDER! HE'S OUT OF ORDER! SADLY, THE SNACK MACHINE IN THE HALLWAY IS OUT OF ORDER TOO! BUT I HEARD WE ARE MAKING A DINNER ORDER, TAKE-OUT FROM THE DINER! I'LL HAVE A BACON SWISS-CHEESEBURGER WITH FRIES!
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
*pulls out his portal gun, makes an opening and hops through*
Woohoo! sees ya laterz!!
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
Hi Tramontane
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
Methinks Senor Pogo is alil loco....or he's tryin to cop out on an insanity plea to get away from these charges...
Methinks Senor Pogo is alil loco....or he's tryin to cop out on an insanity plea to get away from these charges...
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That's right!! You win the 64 cent question!! Here, have a cee-gar!!!
*shoves a cigar in larker's mouth and disappears through another portal*
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
*Crawls away from the portal madness, only to realize there's a portal right above him...
...and right below him*
Aw, FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuu-
*Tzzzzt*
-uuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuu-
*Tzzzzt*
-uuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuu-
*Tzzzzt*
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
*Sets his portal gun aside after trapping the Icemonster in a loop.*
And my work here is done.
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*goes down to the pool*
*kicks his flip flops off*
*hops in a hammock*
*sips his carrot infused martini*
*lights up his new cee-gar*
Ah..so nice...
Oh, by the way..
Its one ah dem explodey cee-gars!!!
any second now...
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
*Pokes Pogo with a sharp piece of chalk.*
Be nice to the bunneh, or... I will poke you again!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*Pokes Pogo with a sharp piece of chalk.*
Be nice to the bunneh, or... I will poke you again! |
that's pretty riIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiii-
*Tzzzzzt*
-iiiiiich coming FROM YOUUUUUUUuuuuuuu-
*Tzzzzzzt*
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
You behave, sackboy...
*starts smacking Fedor on the head repeatedly like Benny Hill used to do to Jackie Wright. then runs off through a portal opening.*
Tram, you need help?
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
*Grabs his portal gun and sends Pogo into a yo-yo loop with two floor portals!*
HA!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
But I was standing right next to you, so wouldnt you be trapped too?....
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
*Tzzzzt*
naaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhh-
*Tzzzzt*
I'm doing fiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine-
*Tzzzzt*
Thanks anyYYYYWWWWAAAAAaaaaaaayyyyy-
*Tzzzzt*
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
*Begins laying out portal guns for everyone. He then fires a blue one above the donuts and the orange one under his feet and then promptly drops right into the middle of them.*
These things are AWESOME!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)