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Paragon Hotel reservation booked! And at a discounted price of £45 per night for two nights.
Breakfast included so Damsel'll be happy. Hopefully I can get out of the boring town strolls doing window shopping. -
Get your legs out Mac! It was only a 10 minute stroll.
Those streets were poorly and clearly under redevelopment but boy were they nice and quiet, hardly any traffic and plenty of calm for a long night sleep, hey? -
The Sentinel took the policeman's paperwork and nodded to his fellows in the Priest Corps to go ahead without him. He took his flack jacket off and kindly offered it to Ray, throwing it around the man's huge shoulders. "They said you're not going to the slammer, pal, Priest has made sure of that" he explained, leading the man out of the damp weather, towards the Cathedral doors. "Instead, you'll be staying with the Reverend or the Nighthunters while they keep an eye on you, but you'll be allowed to see the person you came to see. It's not so bad, really, is it? I mean, you have caused a whole lot of trouble here in the past."
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Overly condescending as the hero had seemed, the police Captain on site took heed of his words and moved over to converse with the Priest. A short while later, he approached the illegal and criminal entrant Ray Hammerfall and laid into him. "On behalf of the Talos Island police force and the people of Paragon City, I thank you for your heroic work here today. But, you're still under arrest. I've made arrangements with our mutual friend Reverend Hunter who will take charge of the case. You will have to stay with him, our friend Blade Racer here or any other Nighthunter for the next few days until your court date. I figure they'll give you community service instead of prison time, make you save the city again like you did today. You'd be subject to home detention and electronic monitoring, but the good news is, while Talos Island and it's heroes all have their eyes on you, you'll be allowed to see your sister. See you in court, big guy."
As the captain walked off, one of the officers walked by and served Ray with some paperwork, reading out his Miranda rights in the process. "Ray Hammerfall, you're under house arrest for illegal entrant, assault on a public servant, damage to public property, disturbance of the peace and suspicion of involvement in the abduction and attempted murder of a public servant. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do while in hero or police custody can and will be held against you in the court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Understood?" -
Captain Harlem, ex-member of the New Heroes Union; Commander, ex-member of the military hero group R.A.P.I.E.R.; Sentinel associate member of the Foundry, Captain, Crusader and Dante, all members of the Priest Corps stood together, proud of their good work, yet ashamed of what it had cost. They surveyed the scale of the devastation -- fire everywhere, being tackled by the firemen, craters and tunnels in the earth. They were just wondering how long it'd take mother nature to recover when suddenly, the last dragon swooped by, sixty-feet long, much larger than it's sibling and clearly injured from it's struggles. It delivered from it's mouth, onto the rain-soaked mud, a semi-conscious Priest who was still housed in his now burnt and broken Crusader armour.
"Fly gracious" the Priest muttered, watching the great dragon disappear over the Cathedral. "Fly and be free of your demon masters, once and for all." He looked around him and noted the paramedics rushing to his aid. The police were there too, talking to the Blade Racer, who he guessed had taken care of the now missing Shadow and the demon he'd exorcised. "Blade" he called out, as he was lifted into the ambulance. "The police are here for Ray Hammerfall, he's violated proper immigration laws, not to mention whatever records of previous crimes they may have on him. I'm guessing the SWAT team came to help out with the demons. Tell them they're a little late. I'm going to leave with the medics now, see you at tonight's Nighthunter's meeting alright?" he whispered, looking around at the battle scene. "And er, we'll do well to keep quiet about what's happened here, at least until we know more on who's after me this time."
Just then, the storm took another turn for the worst, firing down strong bolts of lightening upon the remaining hell hounds in the church yard. Together with Centurion's bladed strikes, Ray's foot stomps and the super-strong whirling and slamming attacks of the white-haired brawler who Priest now recognised to be the one and only Patsy Crusher (killer of Tomb, the murderous little girl who tried to kill all vampires), the five giant hounds stood no chance. They were fried and crushed by lightening, slammed and smashed by blunt force, stomped on by giant feet and stabbed through and through by skilled hands. Finally, the fight was over and the air fell silent. Priest looked on from his stretcher, hoping to catch the eyes of the mismatched heroes who'd basically just saved his life, with the exception of Patsy Crusher. He would just pretend she wasn't there. "Thank you guys" he sighed, "I would not have survived this attack without your help." -
The swordsman who had leapt into the air and brought his weapons down upon an unsuspecting hell hound found himself successfully piercing through it's skull, shutting down what little brain functions the mad dog had left. As the fray was joined by the clumsy savage man, his flailing arms clobbered to death three of the giant hounds as they leapt towards him, their lifeless bodies sprawling across the church grounds. The white-aired brawler who charged in after a mouthful of funny criticism, displayed great strength as the muscled dog fell limp to her jaw-breaking grasp, even knocking over the remaining five dogs in her bull-rush attack. Enraged, the mindless hounds charged in once again, bone-crunching teeth flashing dangerously, flesh-slashing claws outstretched, ready for the kill.
Up in the skies, the injured dragon struggled to stay airborne. It shrieked endlessly in agony of the pain coming from it's torn wing, causing the second dragon below to even look up in what would appear to be concern for it's helpless kin. As the two flying figures faced off, the dragon seemed to fall, but slowly and gracefully, as though something or someone was guiding it's descent. Furthermore, a person with good hearing, should they focus, might even hear the sounds of Latin words being chanted, somewhere inside the bowels of the falling dragon. "Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii... In the name of God the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, I exorcise you..." Or perhaps more startling was the great black smoke that billowed from the dragon's left ear as a result, slithering away as though it were some dark and demonic living soul.
At the cemetery, the soldiers repositioned their weapons and trained it on the freezing dragon. They took aim and opened fire, sinking ammunition deep into the defenceless beast, grounded and trapped in that cone of icy, snowy winds. From the distance came the whirring sirens of emergency vehicles. An ambulance emerged from the dense fogs, followed by fire-fighters and a SWAT police van, all lead by two familiar police cars.
"There they are" said one of the cops, stepping out of his vehicle and taking cover behind his side doors. "See? I told you I weren't crazy! Dragons and demons! Came outta nowhere and took Eddie's head clear off his shoulders! Captain better have them SWAT deal with this, 'cos Lord knows I ain't paid enough to get eaten by no God-damned Godzilla! Whatchya say Jim?" Just then, as though on cue, the frozen dragon began to topple. All twenty-feet of it, now bullet-ridden and bleeding profusely. With an all-mighty crash it slammed into the ground. The soldiers had done their job, but something inside them just didn't feel right. -
The force of the earth erupting sent the dogs off their feet, but the fire did little to hurt them. Menacing as a pack of wolves, they advanced out of the inferno, fire dancing about inside their eyes and leaking through their mouths as they drooled. The low growls grew louder with each step, taunting the heroic trio into action.
In the skies, Priest was still unsure of what to do, but his mind was soon to be set and the dragon locked eyes with him. With impossible speed, it charged at him, fangs bare. Priest hesitated only for a moment and it almost cost him his life. Everything went dark for a brief second, then there was an unbearable heat, followed by flaming balls of hellfire, coming from every direction. He'd been swallowed and was being cooked alive inside the unholy furnace of the fiery beast.
Back in the cemetery, both the great technological dragon and the supporting soldiers were perplexed as to where the hellspawn beast had gone. Cautiously, the armed men circled the hole. After close inspection, it dawned on them that this hole was a tunnel into the earth. Should they follow? What would await them below? They talked between themselves but were saved the effort of having to travel to Hell by what could only be described as an earthquake. The very grounds beneath their feet began to shake, erupting with a pillar of fire which blasted forth angry dragon, like a great organic bullet from a volcanic barrel. The beast careened towards the storm dragon with unearthly force, it's fiery hide-piercing horns locked for battle and poised to stab it's foe straight through the heart. -
As the Shadow moved off to charge against the dragon, Priest let out a relieved sigh and using hand gestures, marked himself with an invisible cross. He turned his focus on the battlefield and watched to see what had transpired. The second dragon had been trapped in what appeared to be an icy tornado, being spoken to by another yet very different dragon who the Priest Corps seemed to be working alongside. The demons had been felled and now the hell hounds were being seen to. Strategically, he was better needed there in the skies, he would support Shadow against the airborne dragon.
The hell hounds, great big demonic dogs reaching chest-height, barked and gnarled violently at their human attackers, aiming their sabretooth fangs at vital organs as the armoured man in a cape swung in with his swords. A couple of the hounds lost their limbs and fell, howling in pain like house-trained pets.
The dragon who'd been trapped in a wall of icy winds heard it's opponent's words as clear as day, but was unable to respond. The dragon dug it's four powerful legs into the earth and dared to move forwards, making fierce eye contact with the other dragon. In it's fiery demonic eyes one could see the reflections of a tortured soul. Were it's mind to be read, it would tell a story of the captivity, enslavement and extinction of it's family and kin by the demon army. Suddenly, the beast reared up on it's hind legs, winged spread wide in a show of majestic pride. It pointed it's bony snout skywards and unleashed, with all the power it could muster, an explosive burst of fire and lighting from it's infernal lungs. It's rapidly beating heart could be seen glowing red hot through it's vulnerable underbelly, just as it's lowered itself back down on all fours. Not stopping, it continued to breath it's scorching fire, which was just about contained in the tornado. Then, the dragon directed it's exhale of burning hellfire upon the muddy earth beneath. Before long, he was completely consumed by magical fire, which probably shouldn't have survived inside a tornado. When the fire did die down, there was a great hole in the ground and the beast was nowhere to be seen.
Panicked, the soldiers yelled their commands and fired into the raging tornado, hoping to hit something that clearly was no longer there.
Meanwhile up in the skies, the airborne dragon was doing it's best to burn, toast and swallow the shadowy figure relentlessly stabbing at it's vulnerable heart. It rolled around in every direction, trying to evade the man attacks while unleashing it's own fiery blasts. Watching this happening, Priest found himself almost feeling sorry for the pursued dragon. He held nearby, hovering in the air with his sword and wondered just what to do. -
Quote:The armoured priest, still without his power would most likely have fallen to his death following ejection from the dragon's bowels, had it not been for his holy and blessed blade, the Sword of Leviticus. Pious hung there, clutching the floating sword tightly for his dear life but tried to show little other evidence to suggest he himself could not yet fly again, lest his weaknesses be made obvious for all to see. Casually, he lifted himself up and then sat atop the flat of his blade, legs crossed, eyes fixed upon the figure before him. He took a moment to study him, and soon arrived at the simple conclusion that this man, this thing, had come only to fight him. A deep sadness washed over him, the sorrow clear to read in his deep brown eyes. When would it ever end, he wondered....a roar that made the dragon shake, finally belching sending both men out in a pillar of fire. Shadow hovered in the air. "Let's have some fun!"
Probably due to his innately naive predisposition, Priest could never truly understand why he had so many enemies and why they all seemed so dedicated to see him dead; whether that be through years-long assassination attempts, power depletion, or a challenge to 'come out and fight'. It wasn't just demon either, but people too, whom he was duty-bound as a minister and a hero to protect and serve. First was his sister-in-Law Alicia Barzini-Hunter aka Pistol, then the supersoldier Übermensch Kahn, his own brother Captain Harlem, then of course Ray Hammerfall, tricked by the utterly evil Lord Memphis, who took the Priest's power and nearly his life, and now there was this guy calling himself The Shadow. It occurred to Pious that possibly, his only true friends were the Nighthunters.
The Priest was a pacifist by nature and through religion. It was difficult for him to comprehend why the world of Man was so fixated on violence and bloodsport. Sure the former was a part of his job as a hunter of demons but that was an excusable necessity and always as a last resort. Even then it was only a small fraction of his power used. By definition, he was merely an empath -- extremely sensitive to, and burdened by other people's pain and suffering. He chose a life of helping people reach spiritual comfort and the atonement of sins, while using his God-given powers to save the world and rescue people from natural disasters. He tackled demons using biblical magic. Only once, and never again would he abandon his virtues and cause harm onto another. It just wasn't in him.
"I don't know who you are Shadow," Priest began, climbing to his feet and balancing on his sword, "but I appreciate all that you've done here this day, for Dark Astoria and for my church. However, I simply cannot do for you what you want me to do. Too often, I get called out for a fight like this and even then I must turn the other cheek. Forgetting the fact that you just foiled my plan to slay the beast from within itself, is it not enough that we have fought with dragons and demons, side-by-side this day? Must we beat each other near death too? I am sorry Shadow, but I am a man at peace -- a monk who's life has been devoted to the work of God. Look around you. I live in a monastery with other monks. I dare not forsake my sacred oaths, neither shall I be corrupted into fighting with you. Not here, not today, not ever." With that, Priest collected his sword and bowed respectively to the figure. "Now, there are yet more dragons below us, friend." -
Priest stood firm, confident in the superiority of his holy armour to his foe's dark powers. The chest-strike hit, rebounded by sparks of bright light. The second punch, driven towards the Priest's face was deflected by his Knight's Helm, which again blew off bright sparks of white light. Priest advanced slowly towards his foe, bearing down on him at his enhanced height in this fully armoured form. He brought up his sword to the fiery man's eye level, emanating a light so bright it illuminated the organic walls of the dragon's insides. It was quite literally hot as hell in there and everything was shifting and shaking with the dragon's every move as it flew about the raging skies. "I have no time to waste matching strengths and competing with the likes of you. I am a man of God and my duty is to heal pain, not cause it. For this reason, I ask you to help us against these infernal beasts, or begone once and for all." Heavily shielded and buried in a huge armour accented by glowing glyphs, the Priest stood still, illuminating the chemically corrosive surroundings. "Let us not fight each other" he added, "please."
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"Oooh" the soldiers murmured, unable to help themselves from watching the young girl's fight with the demon end in a gory yet literal bottom's up. "Damn girl, that's na-ah-sty" one of them commented. "But you sure got the job done, I'll give you that."
Meanwhile up in the skies, the storm was growing unbearable for the fire dragon. The thunderous blast had done little to stop it's head-long charge but the sudden dive threw it's horned attack off course. Without warning, the tornado struck, sucking the trapped dragon into it's violent winds.
Back on the church grounds, a bright light had manifested just outside the Cathedral doors. It hovered there in mid-air for a while, drawing curious attention. Then something within started to move. The flash of a large steel blade dispersed the light momentarily, blinding all onlookers. In what could have been a blink of an eye, a glimmering sword shot out from within, the armoured fist of the Priest grasping it fiercely. Without landing, the Priest redirected his momentum and swung round to deliver a powerful roundhouse kick into the dragon's mouth, aimed directly at Shadow. Upon his entry, the Priest's sword pierced the open mouth of the dragon and it snapped shut, shrieking in agonising pain. Now the two men were locked in battle, deep within the beast's infernal gullet. Instinctively, or perhaps possessed under some dark magic, the hellspawn dragon took flight, rising high into the stormy skies. -
That's amazing. Congratulations Ravenswing.
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One of the dragons swooped in low and fast, diving towards the running figure by the Cathedral with it's huge man-sized fangs opened wide ready to swallow the winged man. As it got closer, it spouted a breath of iron-melting fire, apparently preferring it's meals toasted and well-done. Hungrily, it snapped at the fiery man.
Back in the skies the second dragon felt threatened by the approach of another winged beast. It flared it's wings aggressively to scare it off and then lit it's infernal breath of fire as a warning. Eventually it grew restless and decided to attack full on. The speed at which it moved was impossible for a thing of it's size. At the blink of an eye, it had dove head-first into the oncoming beast, it's bony skull and flaming horns poised to sink deep into it's enemy's hide and flesh. -
Quote:And another and another. The demon's body had gone limp as nerve endings in it's human brain had shut down from physical trauma. As it slowly lost all consciousness, the demon's full weight rested against the woman. It shifted back into it true goat-like form, twice the size of a human male, then collapsed with it's skull in the dirt and it's rear-end pointed disturbingly skywards, tail hung loosely to one side.
With that, the demon found himself on the receiving end of yet another headbutt, Patsy pulling hard on both arms so that if the blow struck, the demon would likely be dragged back down for another. And perhaps another.
Ray's cross-to-the-face attack had repelled the second demon so violently that the force shattered it's human skull. The impact of crashing into the gravestones broke several other bones, including it's right arm. It tried to stand and shapeshift but the muscled brawler was too fast. The demon watched on half-paralysed as the man pulled apart it's bony jaws, partially shifted into it's goat-like form. The pain was excruciating and it howled in woeful agony as his face was torn asunder. The shock alone rendered the hellspawn unconscious. It laid there, bleeding a corrosive black blood that burnt the very earth.
Some of the soldiers could not help but stand and watch as the two demons fell one after the other. The remaining hell hound were still quite literally at each other's throats, but up above, the two enraged dragons prepared for a diving attack that would probably see another man loose his head. Together, they poised their weapons and fired skywards. "Bring 'em down, bring 'em down!" yelled the Commander, brandishing a grenade launcher.
Back inside the church the priest was still praying, muttering strings of sentences in a hurried mixture of Latin, Hebrew and Old English. Stood before him was what appeared to be an angel, pointing upwards at one of the glass paintings on the tall windows. Priest felt her presence, looked up in awe and promptly followed the direction of her human fingers. He saw a painting of Levite priests. Then it occurred to him. The Sword of Leviticus. Did this angel want him to fight using the holy sword? Quite likely, he thought, and down into the armoury he went. There, Priest found an entire section of wardrobe he'd never seen before.
"Everything happens for a reason Michael," came the soft angelic voice, "What you see before you are suits of armour made holy in the bloodied names of fallen saints. They once belonged to the Knights of the Crusade. Now they are yours. You will need them most in your current weakened state. Use them wisely."
"I prayed for this Evea, I know what I have to do" said Priest, overwhelmed by the weight of history carried within the suits before him. Cautiously, he proceeded. -
Quote:Harlem stared blankly at the dragon holding him. The soldier's dark skin made his features hard to read in the heavy weather and dense blackness of the fog. He figured the talking dragon had mistaken him for someone else, but one thing was for sure. This dragon was no spawn of hell. "Sentry!" he called out, talking into the radio communications mounted behind his ear. "Power up and fly down, you have to catch the falling, quickly!" he commanded, watching the action below from his captive perch. He saw as the empowered soldier shot through the air and caught his falling comrades. "Redirect fire at the other two dragons, this one appears to be non-hostile!" He reported, staring at the dragon once again. "You are non-hostile, right? I mean, sorry about trying to kill you and all... sort of mistook you for someone else. Namely one of those hell beasts over there. Come on big guy, let's work together here. Truce?" he asked, offering a hand."Of course it's you again. So this is where you come from, hmm? Or've you just spread through the multiverse like a really bad itch...?"
Meanwhile down below, the Priest gave thanks to the Centurion as he distracted the man calling himself Shadow, just long enough to implement his escape. He hurried into his church, which fortunately was empty that time of day. He clambered around for a while, fidgeting nervously at the thought of being so helplessly unarmed. Being captured and temporarily stripped of power, for the second time in his life, it was all starting to feel like some horrible fit of deja vu. Then there was the unfortunate case of Ray Hammerfall, who had come to him for help and was now caught up in a Hell that was for once, not his making.
Reaching the sacred alter, the holyman fell to his knees and prayed fervently. "Dominus regit me, et nihil mihi deerit: in loco pascuæ, ibi me collocavit. Super aquam refectionis educavit me; animam meam convertit. Deduxit me super semitas justitiæ, propter nomen suum. Nam etsi ambulavero in medio umbræ mortis, non timebo mala, quoniam tu mecum es. Virga tua, et baculus tuus, ipsa me consolata sunt." Louder and louder, he prayed, sweating heavily with every spoken word. "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me..."
Back outside the fight was raging on. The white-haired brawler had been downed and the demon towered over her, roaring triumphantly. He was unprepared as the woman's heavy boots came from nowhere and connected with his pelvic area. But the look on his face was of stark indifference. He'd felt absolutely no pain in the region as there were no male genitals present. The demon responded immediately with a series of heavy blows, aimed square into the woman's face. He pounded away relentlessly as he knelt over her, his fists burning red hot with fire, blow after blow, hot enough to melt skin tissue, should they land. -
Quote:The priest slowly step away and turned to face the winged and fiery armoured figure. "Who's asking?" he responded, closely eyeing the remaining hell hounds who had healed from their injuries and clambered back to their feet, circling the holyman as he spoke on. "I'm in no fit state for battle right now I'm afraid, so if you could use that arm of yours to help out here, that'd be great. I will retreat into the church and pray for you all. May God have mercy on our souls."Shadow landed behind the weakened Priest. "Good evening, you are the powerful Pious, yes?" he asks with a calm, almost polite tone.
With that, he made to escape the hounds and headed towards the Cathedral steps, where even the soaking rain would not reach him. -
"Damn it Harlem, there's more 'em up there now" one of the soldiers reported. "We're just wasting ammunition at this range, can you get up there?"
"Dante!" Harlem called, wanting the attention of the dark defender. "Can you teleport us that far up?"
"Can do, Captain" he replied. "We'll bounce from the Cathedral roofs, it'll be a better distance from that height."
"Sentinel, keep the team fully healed. Commander, Crusader, Officer and I will home in fire on the newest dragon. Dante, do your thing!"
And then in a puff of dark smoke, they were gone. Reappearing atop the Cathedral momentarily before aiming again to land onto the newly arrived dragon. They would immediately execute the same dissecting tactics that brought down the first dragon.
Meanwhile, the fiery demons were standing their ground. The one engaged with the white-haired brawler saw his opponent was fast, but not fast enough. He ducked the clothesline attack and spun with it to bring a fire-fisted strike aimed at the base of woman's spine, followed immediately by a bladed thrust from a bony spike hidden inside his wrist, intended to stab through the spine and paralyse the human.
The priest was ashamed at his inability to help. He analysed the church yard now turned battlefield, looking for an opening where he could assist. Back in the skies, the energy-wielding swordsman was under attack by one of the dragons, who charged forth at it's full speed, wings beating ferociously. -
An unnatural darkness circled about the dark skies of Dark Astoria only for a moment and out of this darkness came a military helicarrier. Six figures with parachutes dove out from within, brandishing high-powered automatic weapons and one in particular wielded a steel shield with patriotic American colours. Unlike the usually individualised and disorganised team of heroes, these men operated as a unit, landing as one onto one of the large dragons circling the skies. The sounds of heavy fire and piecing blades followed as the soldiers scaled the flying beast and managed to dissect it's vulnerable underbelly. It came crashing earthwards and each soldier rode it to the ground, casually leaping off it into a practised roll as it fell to it's death.
"Priest Corps, at your service Reverend" greeted one of them.
"Don't waste our time today Pious" the one with the shield teased. "Have your people take the demons and their dogs. We'll handle the remaining lizards."
"Roger that Captain Harlem" said the Priest, doing his best to evade the demon with whom Ray was exchanging blows. He noticed an unknown graveyard visitor had intervened and was now helping to win the fight, taking on the second demon with a powerful headbutt. "Thanks for coming to our aid, everyone. I'm still too weak to fight I'm afraid so I can only strike defensively. Ray, as much as I understand the need for humour right now, I should point out that I actually have never touched a woman who was not my wife and never shall I. For well over six years now, these hellspawns have been trying to assassinate me. Seems every demon I vanquish is replaced by another, more powerful and more enraged, eager to avenge his fallen kin. They just never give up!" Priest explained, relieved to see at the corner of his eyes, the two police cars disappearing safely down the foggy streets. "Such a terribly bad time to visit, hey Ray, old friend?"
The demon who had just been headbutted was sent spiralling across the yard. He landed badly and broke several bones in his human body. But he healed almost instantly by reverting to his beastly goat-like form and then returning to his less agile but more capable human shape. His eyes flared bright red before bursting into flames, a streak of superhot fire shot out from them, directed at the hooded brawler. Meanwhile, the soldiers fired skywards at the dragons. -
((Wonder if you could edit out the bit about Priest mate? It's just, I'd like to write his actions myself.
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The police had been waiting patiently outside the grounds as though they'd done this sort of thing before. Priest came into view but didn't move in too close. "Afternoon officers" he greeted. "I'm afraid there may have been some misunderstanding here, you see Ray is my friend, well colleague, I should say. It's my fault he's done this crime, you see I once brought him mainland into the United States, well, more accurately, he followed me, but it's likely this is why he felt he could simply come visit me again without proper documents. If you'll be so kind as to simply leave him in my custody, I'll be sure to return him to the Isles."
The cops had listened respectively to the gentle words of the holyman but possibly due to his weakened state, his unusual trick of pacifying tricky situations didn't quite work today. "Father, are you telling me this man came here because you once smuggled him in?"
"Oh, well, well no" he stammered, surprised his suggestions failed to work. "Technically, he followed me in, I mean I was teleported and he dove through the portal. We were fighting and, well more accurately he was attacking me, but he had been misled into doing so by an old arch-nemesis, its, its a long story."
"Right" said the policeman, "well then maybe the two of you can explain it in detail at the station."
"Officer?" said the Priest. "Are you arresting me?"
"Step forward sir" said the policeman, in an authoritative tone. "Bring forward the criminal and present yourselves for arrest or you'll be brought in forcefully, sir."
Priest remained expressionless but it was clearly not happy. "With all due respect officer, its, well it's a really bad time for me to get arrested. I'm weak and vulnerable and half the beasts of Hell are probably waiting just around the corner to see me dead, right as we speak."
"Please step forward sir" the officer demanded again.
"You're not listening to me, if I step off holy ground, I may be attacked" Priest explained, but the policemen, four in total, moved onto the church grounds and wrestled the weakened priest onto their car, ready for handcuffs. The other two made off to find Ray but just then a loud shriek echoed through the dark fog. Out of the mystical clouds came three giant dragons, two humanoid demons and about a dozen hell hounds. They had come for the Priest.
"Go! Get out of here!" the holyman yelled, shooing the cops back into their cars. Too late. One of the dragons swooped in and bit off the head of the nearest policeman, ripping it clear off his shoulders. Blood sprayed all over the place, oozing from his severed neck like an unmanned garden hose. "Oh dear God please, not again" cried the Priest. "In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost, we commit onto thy hands the brave soul of that man now headless and of all those who may be lost to death this day. Amen. Ray! Get over here and fight. This same thing happened last time Big Lunk was here. God be with us. I need help. A lot of help!" With that, Priest alerted the Nighthunters and his brothers in the Priest Corps, for once again, all Hell had come to Dark Astoria. -
"Let's walk and talk" said Priest, peacefully making his way off church grounds to meet the waiting police cars. "I don't know what the rules are like where you're from Ray but Paragon City's under a high alert state of emergency, what with all the extradimensional wars we're engaged in. You can't just break the Law and hop over our borders, just to 'see someone'. You need legal permission and/or authorized escort. Did you not consider just making a phonecall to this person?"
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Priest ignored the high five as he was in no mood to celebrate the approach of Talos Island police sirens in his clouded and foggy hometown of Dark Astoria. He wondered what in God's holy name this troublemaker wanted from him this time, dragging along so much heat; probably for entering Paragon City illegally.
"What do you want Ray?" he stated plainly. "And why, for the sake of all things good, are the Talos Island police chasing you onto my church?" -
Quote:The two girls, who had followed the shapeshifter to the teleporter rooms stood there for a while contemplating whether to follow or return to the melodic allure of this dimension's MTV music channel. Their night had been interrupted by social chatter and lengthy conversations of the new tenants and now that they were all finally gone, it was too tempting not to take advantage of the moment. So they headed back towards the lounge....dressed now in a far more traditional superhero costume. "Right then", she commented, looking around for anyone still present. "Off to Atlas to beat up interdimensional invaders" ...After entering the requisite coordinates on the control panel attached to the teleporter (And instructing anyone still with her on how to do the same, if necessary) she stepped onto the pad and in a flash of energy was gone.
Meanwhile, an alarm clock was buzzing in the living quarters. It had been set to activate pre-dawn and continue endlessly until the sleeping man finally wakes. A great big fist rose from the covers and landed with a mighty blow onto the ringing clock, which shattered into a hundred pieces across the bedroom floor.
The hallways shook and trembled as the man made his way out of his quarters and towards the lounge wearing a white vest and boxer shorts. He grabbed some cereal from the kitchen areas and crashed into the sofas, tuning the television to the news channel. Out of his long bushy dreadlocks propped the faces of the two girls who had snuck in, in search of the music channel but were now too scarred of the huge muscled black guy now in charge of the remote control.
"Erm, mister?" asked one of them. But there was no response. The man had suddenly leapt to his feet, cereal spilling everywhere, startled to see reports of a dimensional invasion underway in Atlas Park and King's Row. Without much ado, he ripped off his vest and jogged as though in slow motion back towards his apartment. Dumbfounded, the two girls merely looked on. They just about managed to see him enter and then re-emerge from his quarters wearing what was unmistakably full-on badass superhero spandex before promptly disappearing into thin air. "Woah... forget Batman, that guy looked dashit."
"For sure" the other girl replied.
"Hey yo! You know we best go grab that damn remote, right?"
"Oh snap, for sure!"
Atlas Park
The green and black spandex-clad refugee hero arrived on the scene and analysed the situation. He saw that the invasion was quickly wearing down, the invading army was without direction, the man who seemed to have been a leading figure had been knocked unconscious and another was busy fighting a religious warrior like himself. Atlas Park was a city of heroes and they were winning this battle very quickly. A robotic foe ran close by, heading towards him. Big mistake. Our hero needed only hold out his fist and the invader slammed into it, instantly powered down. Now energized, he traced the runner's path back to a mob of other robots and swiftly made his way to challenge them. His green-gloved fists and steel-black boots flashed here and there with the rhythmic sounds of cracked metal and broken tech clanking along to the swishing of his full-length cape. Steel and wiring sprung all over the place as the refugee hero made short work of his enemies. "I am Zachariah!" he bellowed, as he fought on. "Avenger of the oppressed and warrior of the Lord our God. By the powers of my might, I shall uphold his holy Law and cleanse this land of your filth! Now begone you maniacal machines! Begone! Else I be forced to use my magick on thee!"