Philly_Guy

You have hunger pains from the infestation devouring your intestinal lining and making transdimensional interfaces into visual companions while enjoying pickles soaked in prune extract overnight betwixt thousands upon thousands gleaming spectacles vomiting extremely vile copious bile onto unsuspecting sentient cockroaches, which oddly feels like a hot roast

Yeah, ok ...

Now reach in that bag and take out my wallet. It's the one that says "Bad Mother F***er" on it. (not a direct quote, but you get the jist of it)

Greetings and salutations Senor Puppeh.

Yes they are. Every computer I let my kids use ends up with a virus within 2 weeks.

We still meeting up tomorrow night?

You got a sketch from Jim Lee? How freaking awesome is that? Congrats Bay!

Also, greetings and salutations everyone. That breakfast does look pretty tasty, Vex. I especially like that tomato. No real reason why, I just do

She's out of control, people!

Greetings and salutations, Senor Puppy and twipper. Sorry to hear you're in the office so early. I know I hate when I have to be in my office at dark o'clock in the morning.

*grabs a big cup of iced coffee and a bagel with bacon and creamed cheese*

When you're on the phone at your desk and you hold down your "push to talk" key for vent while you're talking.

NO!! Whatever you do, do not press the blue button ... Too late

*confetti rains down from the rafters and is followed by a shower of marshmallow fluff, then another layer of confetti* Oh man, I thought I fixed that ...

Anyhoo, greetings and salutations. *grabs a coffee and donut*

We're a police-themed group ... If you have a police/law enforcement character, ask Premonitions for more details.

We were understrict orders from the KittyCat Cartel to not tell any Tiger-types. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Seems like a fair trade off to me

lol thats a good one

Are you sure you wanna see some of us nekkid?

I wanna go home. Man its slow here today.

greetings and salutations everyone.

Well good thing we had the night off last night. I took the opportunity to install a new ceiling fan in my bedroom.

Prem said he can't make it tonight. Looks like the cops get a night off

Corn flakes? Frosted flakes?

Greetings and salutations everyone. Did anyone catch Chuck last night? *still in glee from last night's episode*

Anyway, have a good day all. *grabs a donut and some coffee then heads back to work*

Good afternoon Mr Sackperson. Have a donut!

*walks in to a quiet and still-dark Rookery.* Hmmm, this is weird. *looks around to make sure there are no kitties or sackpeople hiding anywhere*

Oh ... kay ... I suppose you're all in a sugar induced coma from all the chocolate bunnies and jelly beans?

*flips switches and turns knobs, setting up all the various breakfast (and lunch) making machines, brewing fresh coffee by the gallon, and the juicers working overtime* I think this ought to get people awake and moving!

Greetings and salutations! Have a great Monday guys and gals.

That sounds like a sucky Easter Pogo. Heres hoping it gets better for ya.