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  1. So I got hit with the gift bug on my lvl 26 MM last night. I didn't wanna play her and get any gains taken away from me, so I rolled up a new elec/sonic corrupter. Her name is Presonus. She's lvl 8 and pretty neat so far.

    I have a loose bio about her floating around in my head, but can't put it into the right words. She's a 17 yr old teenager who met and fell in love with a 700 yr old vampire and was bitten and turned, which ended up giving her these powers. That's about all I have for her bio. idk what else to write.
  2. Never liked Stockard Channing. She always looked a little "off" to me ... Also, thanks for the EmmiNotes on the youtube vid, Neko
  3. And ... as per Rook's premonition ...

    *clears throat and begins to sing*

    I got chills they're multiplying
    And I'm losing control
    Cause the power you're supplying
    It's Electrifying!

    You better shape up cause I need a man
    And my heart is set on you
    You better shape up, you better understand
    To my heart I must be true

    You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
    You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
    You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
    The one that I need oh yes indeed

    If you're filled with affection
    You're too shy to convey
    Meditate in my direction
    Feel your way

    I better shape up, cause you need a man (I need a man)
    Who can keep me satisfied
    I better shape up, if I'm gonna prove (you better prove)
    That my faith is justified
    Are you sure? Yes I'm sure down deep inside

    You're the one that I want (You are the one I want)ho ho ho honey
    You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
    You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
    The one that I need oh yes indeed

    You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
    You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
    You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
    The one that I need oh yes indeed

    You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
    You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
    You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
    The one that I need oh yes indeed

    You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
    You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
    You're the one that I want(You are the one I want) ho ho ho honey
    The one that I need oh yes indeed
  4. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he
  5. I ain't takin off my shoes, Fed. Well, not unless my feets are getting pampered anyways.

    *waves* good morning everyone
  6. Not Me

    Who vrs who

    (lolz I almost put number 1 vs number 2 there 1st, but deleted it)

    Cheerio's vs Lucky Charms
  7. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing
  8. Heh I always thought "Kemo Sabe" meant "stupid white man"
  9. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died. Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus
  10. Not Me

    FOODFIGHT!!

    Inserts stick?!?

    ACK!
  11. Not Me

    FOODFIGHT!!

    *bonks Knight over the head with a loaf of stale Italian bread*
  12. LR is like an old Pac-Man arcade machine. All the balls he can fit in his mouth for a quarter.
  13. Character transfer? Should be instant. Once the transaction goes thru, and NC gets paid, that is
  14. Welcome to Virtue I just sent you a PM with some details on my SG. I think Marcus would be a good fit with the group's theme. Good luck finding a SG
  15. *pat-pats the Scoobs*

    Like, hey Scoobs, how 'bout some Scooby Snacks?

    Things always have a way of working out for the best. Keep your head up. That's what I'm doing.
  16. I'll team with you Pulc. My lvl 26 MM can LK you
  17. Not Me

    FOODFIGHT!!

    *covers the floor with cranberry sauce and waits for everyone to fall down*
  18. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died. Cheney shot the <censored>
  19. Not Me

    In My Pants

    Punk Rock Girl in my pants - Dead Milkmen
  20. Back from lunch. Still in a crappy mood. Hiyas everyone.