Not Me

Thanks for the new kitchen, Fab. You rawk

*waves*

Morning peoples.

Also *fluffs a pillow and takes a nap*

*waves to everyone who came in*

Sorry to hear your luck Viv. You were probably too good for them anyway.

And Pogo, that's how the world works, <cemsored> on us when we're down.

((Ain't I a positive little bugger this morning?))

As for the tags, I added "awesomesauce" and "fluffy con carne". I'll give you 2 guesses as to who added the "not cute" and "not funny" ones.

1) Got the Isolator badge.

2) Visited every zone in their half of the game.

3) Charged Lusca, solo.

4) Got lost in Perez Park.

5) Used /em batsmash in the last mission of "A Hero's Hero".

6) Popped a few purples and a few reds before charging Sally.

7) Get lost in your SG base at least once. (even if you're the base designer)

8) Had their picture taken on top of the Atlas Globe

9) Led their team into a complete team wipe

10) Led countless sewer teams from AP all the way to KR.

11) Asked someone to drop an Ouro portal for you.

12) By any means, hit the ceiling of a zone and fall all the way down

13) Been asked to fill in a space for bigger mob spawns, and flat out rejected due to rage.

14) Gone on a Mothership Raid and get confused about what numbers the pylons are.

15) Become enraged at the Tagteam of Death: Sapper and Gunslinger.

16) Made a joke about Nemesis Plots.

17) Pants Lord Recluse

18) Have contacts that have absolutely no missions for you because you already outleveled them.

19) Asked how to get a jetpack.

20) Been flattened by a purple minion.

21) Had his/her picture taken standing on top of City Hall in AP by the flag.

22) Volunteered for the Positron TF without really knowing better.

23) Attempted to solo a Rikti dropship.

24) Tried to kill Fusionette with Arbiter Sands' drones.

25) Fallen OFF the globe in Atlas Park.

26) Wondered why, when doing a cape mission, the Omega Team time capsule is in an abandoned lab somewhere under a cave in Perez Park.

27) Done laps around the Argo Highway in Talos hunting for Banished Pantheon masks.

28) Deliberately stood on the tram tracks and tried to get hit by a passing train.

29) Landed on the Blimp and Promptly fall off.

30) Hung out in AP under Atlas and his globe.

31) Entered a Costume Contest.

32) Called a contact just to check in some 10-15 levels later.

33) Went into The Hive alone and promptly exited five seconds later.

34) Changed their costume at least three times before they got a second costume slot.

35) Actually tried to do enough Meg Mason missions to get to a story arc.

36) Held a costume contest.

37) Hit some minion off a building with a knockback power.

38) Grabbed the Atlas Medallion.

39) Became Old-Fashioned in Faultline.

40) Added more slots to Brawl, Sprint, and/or Rest

41) Gone through every emote on the emote list in rapid succession

42) Get lost in Striga (where's the entrance of this *ù%$£µ Council tunnel)

43) Cursed when you found the map you were on was the cake-layer room.

44) Mapserved RIGHT WHEN YOU WERE FINISHING THAT MISH THAT TOOK FOREVER.

45) Yelled at a trainer for just standing there during a Rikti or zombie invasion.

46) Droned a Paladin in Kings Row.

47) Went to Bloody Bay for some Shivans and prayed no villains/heroes were there.

48) Prayed the villain/hero didn't want to fight when they spotted you in Bloody Bay.

49) Tried to land on a car and ride it

50) Visited Recluse's Victory

51) Accidentally hit the auto-run while fighting/typing

52) MT'ed into a global/supergroup chat channel

53) Visited every detective/broker whenever they entered a new zone.

54) Sold a highly coveted recipe to a NPC vendor.

55) Had an argument in broadcast.

56) Been knocked off a building by a foe with a Knockback attack.

57) Got a Scientist stolen off them while going for nukes.

58) Attempted to solo an Arch-Villain.

59) Complained about how slow the Heavy Robots are in Recluse's Victory.

60) Met Sally. (darn it! now I HAVE to make a char named Harry,lol)

61) Attempted to press CTRL-3, pressed WINDOWS-3, and accidentally end up launching Firefox (wait for Windows 7 those who haven't).

62) Started a shadow shard TF at 10pm.

63) Won influence off a newbie using the /em dice7 command.

64) Cursed yourself for not starting the toon early enough for the 1-year anniversary badge.

65) Stumbled across a couple ERPing in local on a rooftop.

66) Ducked behind an AC unit so you could spy on 65).

67) Bound the "slap" and "smack" emotes to 2 keys so you could have a slap fight with your friends under Atlas.

Oh noes we forgot cows too! It's the IronRookArk™ to the rescue!

*fires tow cable at bpp and pulls him in to safety*

*has assorted cooked breakfast meats set out in medbay for bpp to recover*

Get on top of IronRook? No way Jose, I'm getting inside that thing! It's safer in there. *nods* *pulls kittehs and puppehs inside to safety*

Oohhhh I see ... Sorry to hear that

*waves*

hiyas everyone, I'll just have coffee thanks

Why the outrage Pogo?

*sends a tiny delivery truck under the sofa with blankets, pillows and snacks*

Hiya Wondie, looks like you're gonna enjoy your tea in the hot tub with me and Fey. How are you today?

NUUUU!!

Don't go into the light Pogo!

*passes note to Early and Angry that reads "Will meet you at DQ for some GSTPBPB's and stuffs"*

We has coffee now. Lookit post #6. duh.

1) Got the Isolator badge.

2) Visited every zone in their half of the game.

3) Charged Lusca, solo.

4) Got lost in Perez Park.

5) Used /em batsmash in the last mission of "A Hero's Hero".

6) Popped a few purples and a few reds before charging Sally.

7) Get lost in your SG base at least once. (even if you're the base designer)

8) Had their picture taken on top of the Atlas Globe

9) Led their team into a complete team wipe

10) Led countless sewer teams from AP all the way to KR.

11) Asked someone to drop an Ouro portal for you.

12) By any means, hit the ceiling of a zone and fall all the way down

13) Been asked to fill in a space for bigger mob spawns, and flat out rejected due to rage.

14) Gone on a Mothership Raid and get confused about what numbers the pylons are.

15) Become enraged at the Tagteam of Death: Sapper and Gunslinger.

16) Made a joke about Nemesis Plots.

17) Pants Lord Recluse

18) Have contacts that have absolutely no missions for you because you already outleveled them.

19) Asked how to get a jetpack.

20) Been flattened by a purple minion.

21) Had his/her picture taken standing on top of City Hall in AP by the flag.

22) Volunteered for the Positron TF without really knowing better.

23) Attempted to solo a Rikti dropship.

24) Tried to kill Fusionette with Arbiter Sands' drones.

25) Fallen OFF the globe in Atlas Park.

26) Wondered why, when doing a cape mission, the Omega Team time capsule is in an abandoned lab somewhere under a cave in Perez Park.

27) Done laps around the Argo Highway in Talos hunting for Banished Pantheon masks.

28) Deliberately stood on the tram tracks and tried to get hit by a passing train.

29) Landed on the Blimp and Promptly fall off.

30) Hung out in AP under Atlas and his globe.

31) Entered a Costume Contest.

32) Called a contact just to check in some 10-15 levels later.

33) Held a costume contest.

*walks in with a bag of infinite coffee beans*

There. Problem solved. Now, let's have some coffee yeah?

Good morning everyone. *waves*

1) Got the Isolator badge.

2) Visited every zone in their half of the game.

3) Charged Lusca, solo.

4) Got lost in Perez Park.

5) Used /em batsmash in the last mission of "A Hero's Hero".

6) Popped a few purples and a few reds before charging Sally.

7) Get lost in your SG base at least once. (even if you're the base designer)

8) Dad their picture taken on top of the Atlas Globe

9) Led their team into a complete team wipe

10) Led countless sewer teams from AP all the way to KR.

Thanks Becky *cuddles back*

Also PB, there are a buncha options right on the "Quick Reply" box. I'm not sure about making the font bigger, tho. That may be in your User CP.

I'm sure you get the idea... add one or more things that every level 50 character should have done, and we'll see if we can get it to 1001! Be funny (I know I'm not), witty, silly and just have a laugh!

1) Got the Isolator badge.

2) Visited every zone in their half of the game.

3) Charged Lusca, solo.

4) Got lost in Perez Park.

5) Used /em batsmash in the last mission of "A Hero's Hero".

6) Popped a few purples and a few reds before charging Sally.

7) Get lost in your SG base at least once. (even if you're the base designer)