Everytime I see something like this...it bring back memories on an old post in which I was called the noob. I keep this chat log because it makes me laugh. It is all true, though heavily edited for content. Read this and try to find out what I did to deserve to be called a noob.
(I found myself in a mood to beat up on some villains, so I head to Siren's Call. Within a few seconds, I'm invited to a team. PvP zones are the only places that I don't mind blind invites. So, our team of 5 scrappers, a tank, an empathy defender, and a Warshade, along with other heroes, get into an all out street-war with the villains only slightly outnumbering us. One villain, who thinks his Assassin Strike makes him invincible, decided to unleash it on me. It hits, but I survive and am healed by our defender. Most of you know how much I dislike that attack, so I let loose on the stalker, beating him in 3 hits. Guess what happens a few seconds later?)
Stalker: noob
Me: Eh?
Stalker: did i stutter
Me: No....I read what you typed just fine. I fail to understand what I did to deserve to get called a noob.
Stalker: i saw your defender buddy there without her i would kill you
Me: And how does that make me a noob? Because my teammate healed me? Who doesn't need healing after an Assassin Strike?
Stalker: your just a noob u cant beat me without her im gonna AS the defender so she cant heal you
Me: Telling me your gameplan now? Now I have a reason to look out for you. The stalker will now become the stalked.
Stalker: o plese you cant see me
Me: *Please
Stalker: i cant wait to kill you
Me: I'm waiting.
(So the stalker appears again....but changes his plan a little. He executes AS on me again, but once again, I survive. Three of my teammates quickly deal with him, which gets me more tells.)
Stalker: see your such a noob you cant beat me alone
Me: And you know this how?
Stlaker: all i have to do is as you and then attack and then your dead
Me: Really? Care to place a wager on that bet?
Stalker: no just let me show you how fast i can kill you
Me: LOL....okay. Try again.
(Moments later, he again returns. The AS hits, so I pop a few greens before unleashing on him. He falls.....and the rage begins.)
Stalker: such a noob using insp
Me: Inspirations aren't illegal.
Stalker: Only people that suck use them in pvp
Me: No. Why would I not heal after AS? I'm sure you know how much damage it does. If I were a regen, then MAYBE I would have not used my greens.
Stalker: thats a lame excuse you should just quit pvp
Stalker: u need teammates
Stalker: u use insp
Me: None of these actions are illegal.
Stalker: noob actions
Me: No. It's playing it smart. Do you want me to not heal after your next AS?
Stalker: im gonna get my SG members so we can all as u
Me: Wow....a whole SG of stalkers against me? Am I that powerful? Am I that big of a threat to you?
Stalker: no u r lame i just want to do it so i can laugh at you
Stalker: so enjoy your wins while you can cause when we see you we will as you all the time
Me: Looking forward to it really.
Stalker: noobs like you ruin this game
Me: Again, you fail to explain what I've done to get myself classified as a "noob".
Stalker: i did already noob
Stalker: without teammates or insp u cant beat me so that makes you a noob
Me: I give up.
Stalker: thats right run punk
Me: I'm not running. I'm just tired of trying to reason with you. Don't talk trash.
Stalker i can say what i want and i can back it up punk
Me: And with you on ignore, I could care less.
Stalker: then ignore me
Stalker: please
(I update my ignore list with this stalker's name.)
Me: Problem solved.
(The stalker does return, with a corruptor and a mastermind, as opposed to the SG of stalkers he promised. Darn. I was looking foward to being hit with AS everytime I made a move.....LOL.)