NewAgeKnight

"For the very last time Mako. NO MORE LAPS IN THE HOT TUB!!!"

definitely not his good side eh there Mr. C?

"I will love him and pet him and hold him and squeeze him and I will name him George!"

Chaoswoman

::toots his own horn back::Like i've never been hit by a train of thought before::sips real coffee add imaginary arsenic::

::sings::
"I'm too sexy for this game..."

So the trains runs through the asylum does that make it the crazy train?...or is that reserved for our random thoughts and idle worship...ALL HAIL THE ONE WHO GETS HAILED!!

"I think I need a new evil catchphrase. How does 'I am one solitary and brooding eight-legged freak of evil' sound. I agree too long almost a monologue.'Oh what a tangled web' by default then."

The other hour I was walking on the wideside and saw a huge hole within the hole was a cow and on the cow was a cat and ontop of the cat sat a rabbit ...does anyone know what I said?....Mmmmm now that's good intestinal fortitude for sure

::sips imaginary coffee adds real sugar:: MMMmmm now that's a good cuppajo....I wonder woman what is wrong with her.I propose a toast buttered on both sides and toasted to a golden brown sprinkled with garlic more of a light dusting i suppose and that is what the maid is for all the light dusting is her domain www.maidduster.org .I am sitting here pondering which way is up from the left side of doom. Doom was a ho hum movie that was over inflated like so many livers and kidney and intestinal fortitudes.And THAT'S when I said Oh Yeah.... and George says maybe

"Man those Hellions have some really nifty codenames.I wanna be Char"

gas eh? sounds like we need a spigot for Kamui..Craban by all means you can do the honors and he may have a spleen for ya too

and the Jenkins Conspiracy once again tries to cover their tracks....to the train we shall ride this out as well and the next stop is the asylum...onward conspiratorial soldiers

so i should take the glasses off?....but i do so adore peering through my hurricane glasses...next time i will have to drink the hurricanes before i wear the glasses

likely one of the dopple gankers...and mind your step incase it was something less savory....and watch out for that hairball under the cradenza

"NO! Widow I do not think I need my back waxed. Just braid it like normal."

"Dude, seriously that's not cool. Not cool at all!"

::sings while dancing with midget arachnos soldier::

"You can dance if you want to..."

"SO there I was covered in applesauce and babypowder..."

coldmurder has decided to beat the dead horse across the line damned fun police ya know and the Jenkins Conspiracy has reared it head nextdoor::listens to the X-files music play everytime someone says Jenkins Conspiracy::

not yet many of us in beta were trying to get one though

Finally, I got out of Paragon City and away from all of those hero wannabes. These isles offer people like myself new oppurtunities, No more getting beatdown by some idiot wearing flamboyant colored spandex. I joined up with a group of Hellions that decided to raid one of Lord Recluse's labs. We had to clear out some Snakes, but we are Hellions. Our leader, Nathan, went by Furnace. I would too Nathan is not awe inspiring at all. I was, ofcourse, given the sledgehammer. We had a ton or two of explosives. I have no idea why we were going to burn the place down during the rave. We spent a few hours smacking our fists into our hands. This apparently inspires fear in those that see us. I think changing our names to Nathan might work better. As the rave was getting started, My Worst Nightmare showed up. His costume startled me immediately.

Jenkins:"Bloody hell what is a hero doing here?"

My Worst Nightmare:" I am your worst nightmare!"

J:"That is not what your nametag says."

MWN:" Look do you know how many people Recluse has brought here? Your Worst Nightmare was already taken. So this is what I could come up with on the fly. I was not going to change my look or costume for a name."

J:"Oh, so you aren't one of those idiot heroes then?"

MWN:" Egads! Man do I look like a hero? I have a skull head for pity' sake. A monstrous body and legs with clawed feet. I have skulls with fangs on my shoulders, chest, and belt. Look at my monster-like hands. Crikey! What does a villain have to do around here?"

J:"So you are one of us then?"

MWN:"Oh you poor, poor pathetic villain wannabe. I am one of the thousands and thousands of chosen ones. I have been sent here to thwart your villainous goals, and that irks me."

J:"Why?"

MWN:"I am a bad guy! I do not want to fight other bad guys. I should be fighting Statesman and his equals not some guy with a leather vest and a sledgehammer. Even Recluse's own soldiers attack me. This sooo miffs me. I want to attack ordinary citizens. You know mugging old ladies and killing babies. Fighting Hellions is SO beneath me. No offense."

J:"None taken."

MWN:"Infact, I am leaving now and I'm gonna start my own evil empire with blackjack and hookers. Actually, forget the blackjack."

J:"Ofcourse, you realize Recluse may want you to prove yourself against increasingly difficult opponents to show how 'chosen' of a one you are."

MWN:" Bah, I don't have time for this."

My Worst Nightmare vanishes into nothingness. Suddenly, a fiery brute starts wailing on my guys. He has a shiny metal skull with horns and spikes. Fanged skulls cover his massive shoulders , chest, and belt. His hands and feet are wrapped in bones with skulls mounted on them. All this to compliment his armored body. The last thing I noticed was his nametag Lord Darkity Dark Death Skull Demon Thing.

J:"Oh Bloody Hell"

Ok since no one started this thread before me,I shall. Anyone have the old stories we want them here too. Anyone wanting to add to the Conspiracy we encourage that as well. The larger Jenkins becomes the harder it will be to ignore the badge issue.

"We represent the Lollipop Guild...."

Craban's beside himself alot right now but atleast none of him are at a loss for words