NewAgeKnight

"Tickle tickle tickle. Who is daddy's favorite shark thing?"

Dude seriously we encourage drinking and driving or anything and drinking or anything and driving or actually anything and anything

"That Stan Smith fellow really understands my life. Kudos American Dad kudos."

We could make it two-fold too heroes get a Busted Jenkins badge after collecting all the defeat 'x' villain badges and the villains can get the Hired Jenkins badge or something along those lines or maybe a thread based badge for the 40-50 levels that incorporate all the enemy groups you face

::sips fresh imagined brewed coffee and adds real honey:: Now that is truly one of life's sweet rewards. Like the sunset of one's life inflicted by an assassin.

"Oompa loompa doopity doo"

::Cat Scratch Fever plays in the background::"No seriously those cat ears look nice Widow. Here kitty kitty kitty."

:umps his homemade bear repellent on Evil:: Muahahaha that will certainly repel them it will make them think a swarm of bees will sting them honey is awesome and quite tasty

::grabbing tinfoil rod and addressing his followers:: "Assume FOX viewing positions!"

"No soup for you!"

There once was a guy named Pete
Who really liked to get beat
Leather straps and whippings too
There was not much Pete would not do
Now Pete was dead would never again wake
For dead Peter no more beatings can he take

"Would you like to take a survey?"

Black Scorpion: "Yes we hang out with Tarzan and Jane."

Lord Recluse:" Dude, you know they are swingers. Right?"

Black Scorpion: "Duh, it ain't her cooking that keeps her around."

::sniffs lightly:: All right! Who spilled the Pepto?

"You noobs are so pwned"

Ah Mr.C seems like he is ready to start the week right

"I am so famous they refer to me as Infamous!"

this is why Lord Recluse has Black Scorpion imagine how quick his frikkin laser would warm you coffee or pop your popcorn::sips fresh brewed imaginary coffee:: now that's fresh roasted from the hills have eyes and they aren't potatoes

"Okay Black Scorpion, fire now! Mmmmm the buttery smell of fresh popped popcorn. Just in time for Sunday afternoon football. Dude the Cardinals are soooo my team. This is gonna be there year."

"Conquer Canada? Do we really want that much maple syrup? No more planning for you Mako! Bad Mako! Canada why don't we take over France too we have a sometime after brunch. We could clear both countries out in what half an hour each? Bad Mako! Now can everyone see why I make the decisions?"

Well that's good cause cabbage isn't in my innards surprise stew

"No! Sleep! Til! Boomtown!"

::stirs HUGE cauldron of bubbling liquid over imaginary firepit:: Mmmmm smells like Motherboard used to make. Anyone want cabbage?

"Is it just me or does someone have a case of the Mondays?"

If you create him he will live. The Jenkins Conspiracy is out there.