NekoAli

The NekoHorde circles around Petey's body, mewing and then settling down like a fur blanket.

Do not taunt the Happy Fun Horde.

*The NekoSwarm rises up in a great tide of fur and mews and washes over Black Arachnid, leaving him covered with shedded fur and missing his peanut butter cups*

*mews by the dozen, milling around looking for more chocolate and peanut butter goodness*

*diverts the zerg rush onto the Reeses, turning it into a feeding frenzy*

I hope I feel better soon. I wanted to go get Batman today. They're having a trade in special, any game you trade in for Bats they give you 25% more credit for.

*dozens of NekoZerg erupt out of the ground over the catnip and the hover tank, taking them down under sheer weight of numbers. From one side of the battlefield enters an OverNeko, hissing orders to the nekomorphs*

*POP* Hey guys!

I feel absolutely horrible today. Been fighting dizzy spells, cold and hot flashes and generally finding it impossible to get anything done. Just now finally getting to the work I shoulda done last night.... ugh.

Hey guys! You'll never guess what I found on the internet! Plans for a cloning machine. Let's start this up and see how it works.

mmmmmmmmm POP

Hey guys!
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*in short order, a dozen NekoAlis are wandering around the Rookery., getting into everything.*

*challenges Fedor to a grudge match by jumping on his back and tussling mightily!*

Hiya Pogopogo and Fedor. Batman looks pretty good to me too, I plan on getting it. I may drag a bunch of games in to exchange for it sometime this week.

OMG, this new food is SOOOO good! om nom nom nom!

(for the youtube impaired, a video of a cute kitteh eating and making adorable noises)

Why thank you for the lovely and charming dinner companion Detra. But I'm looking for wenches.

And the social group has been set up, and the invites sent out.

I sit down at a table and look around. Are there any wenches here, because if there are I wanna doooo them!

*pops up out of a dungeon under all the dragons*

Oi! Where's all the treasure then?

*starts poking everything with a ten foot pole, weighed down by a backpack with every conceivable item of the equipment lists*

g'morning everyone.

*leaps and runs from rooftop to rooftop, a silent black shadow against the night. Using a grappling line, she swings down to an unassuming him, decorated with cake and streamers. Places a small boomerang shaped package among the other presents, she slips out again.*

I.. am vengance. I.. am the night. I.. Am CatCat! And I... wish you a happy birthday, Pogo.

*flattens out into a kitteh pancake*

I'm so fricken tired, yet I can't sleep. My body feels all heavy and noodly, but my mind is not tired at all, so all I can do is as little physical labor as possible until I get tired...

Hi Fedor.

I dunno. I tried some of those COokies and the taste was just off for me. Not necessarily bad, just not something I would want to seek out or pay for. I much prefer my usual brand of cookies.

Oh, I'm not saying it isn't neat. And I'm quite sure that's the effect he was going for.

*slides a bowl of coffeechocoliciousness under Tiger's nose and leans back against him to sip her own coffee*

You know Painful.. that new avatar is super super creepy.

*wakes up and yawns, rubbing eyes and searching out coffee*

Mmm.. best part of waking up is catnip in your cup. Morning everyone, for reals this time. Up waaay to late doing work last night. And now that I'm up, I get to finish that work! Whee!

*holds out a mug to a chefbot*

Make it a double.

*sneaks in early and pushes in a cake cleverly disguised as a TARDIS*

Shhhh. He'll never guess.

I guess it's technically morning, so morning all. I hope to finish this work soon so I can go to bed.

I flash back to Captain Amazing from Mystery Men, with his super jumpsuit adorned with sponsor patches like a race car driver...

Or we could just ask Ascendant about his marketing deals.