Meaning_of_Liff

Name two common household items that can be lethal in the right hands.

Keyboard with a Turbo button.

Ghosts of Things to Come in my Pants - Clint Mansell

the baker said, "Thank you!" ... It was awkward. And then...

he doused the G-string in chloroform and abducted Michael Jackson. And then...

Knotty

he broke his G string. And then...

effervescent

eclectic

What is the team uniform of the Korean inf farmers?

An intestine full of cabbage.

Would you consider eating a dog?

Three barrels of pureed elephant.

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What was the first poultry to throw their unwanted female eggs into the river?

Mediocrenova

What happened to the invading force in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy text game if you accidentally ate the cheese sandwich?

Advanced Tea Substitute

What were some rejected names for the gangs in West Side Story?

Free Cake

What do you get when you stab a cryogenic Dracula?

Eek and Destroy

What sound do your scissors make?

Unintentional Idiocy

Name the long awaited sequel to Bambi vs. Godzilla

Red 40, Blue 1

Until when did what flavor last in your mouth after last year's Bay Area Meet and Greet?

Zig-Zag Zebra Zambian Nation

What caused instant Acne at last year's Bay Area Meet and Greet?

About half a yard of corn syrup.

Why did the banana explode? (It's a Potassium joke.)

Applied Chemistry

What do you call it when fatties go bar-hopping?

Rhubarbarita

What happened to the ever-diligent Home-Ec student when his boat crashed?

Spongy forehead

What was K-Fed's Indian name in Boy Scouts?

Cube Door Crushed

at what line do RHPS theaters get TP'd?

weak week

How do you make mini-nachos?

spontaneous bit switching