MadCow77

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  1. Try Tokyo... I think with the number of Heroes patrolling Paragon City, monsters have become a very rare sight here.....
  2. Citizens of Paragon City,

    I hereby declare myself Mayor of Paragon City. Do not resist or you will all be destroyed.

    My first act as Mayor is to abolish all crimes from the city. Mugging, theft, burglary, murder, robbery and such similar illegal activities shall be punishable by extermination. Vigilantism is hereby illegal and shall be punishable by extermination. Only Heroes sanctioned by my will (hereby known as the Extermination Squad) are allowed to act as judge and jury under my command.

    Futher details will soon follow. Have a nice day citizens.
  3. Just a matter of imagination.....

    Flight - jet packs, etc
    Super Jump - jump packs, web-swinging, etc.
    Super Speed - motorbike, etc
    Teleport - teleporter operator from orbiting satellite
  4. (( hmm, no one interested in participating? I'll give this one more try.... ))

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    Dear Mr Ukoku,

    It is indeed a surprise to receive such a surprising message from you. I have not heard about your father but it sure sounds like he was a good man.

    I am very interested in participating in your scheme, but my Security Level is very low and I would not want to attract the attention of Portal Corp. Please fill me in with details and how you would carry this out under the nose of Portal Corp's watchful eyes.

    Regards,
    Captain Amazor.

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    Captain Amazor took a deep breath, sighed and then clicked the "Send" button. His eyes closely followed the progress bar as it filled up to 100%. Then, he got up, switched off the monitor and went to take a quick shower before going out to meet a contact at Kings Row.

    (( edit: For reference material, you can refer to www.geocities.com/scamjokepage/ but please try to keep Captain Amazor as the gullible fool who'll get in trouble later in the story, assuming that this kicks off... lol ))
  5. Hihi, this is my first post in these part of the forums, just wanted to try out something a little different...

    "You have one new unread e-mail."

    "Hurm..." Captain Amazor clicked on the new entry and waited for the e-mail message to appear on screen.

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    URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED

    This may come to you as a surprise and you may find it strange but after much searching, my associates have finally deemed it necessary that we contact you out of a most urgent business proposal.

    I am Dr Nabu Ukoko, son of the late Dr Kubo Nokuku whom is actually The Masked Deflector and I share this greatest secret with you because of the most urgent proposal that I am about to tell you and I require your most utmost attentin and secrecy on this matter that I trust you will agree on.

    My father was investigating a very secret conspiracy in Portal Corp when he was found out and disposed of by Portal assassins and have since destroyed all assets and property owned by my late father.

    But unknown to them, he has a deposit sum of sixteen million (16000000) Influence kept hidden in the Paragon National Trust which I indend to obtain to fund further investigations and revenge against my father's adversaries.

    However, the evil Portal Corp has spies everywhere and I am unable to approach the situation for fears of alerting Portal agents. Therefore I approach you with utmost secrecy to assist me with this business proposal.

    This transaction is 100% safe and Portal Corp will not know about your part in this business transaction. Your part will be to help most ugently expedite the Influence into an account which you will provide and then transfer to my business account which will be under a different name of my secret identity unto which you will receive a sum of THIRTY PERCENT of the said amount for your services.

    I must then emphasize that this operation or transaction is highly confidential and is to be kept as such.

    If this proposal is of interest you, please provide me with private phone and fax numbers, and you can call me on this my phone number for more details.

    Thank you,
    Yours faithfully

    Dr Naboo Ukoku

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    Captain Amazor stared at the message for a moment, and then smiled. He's been in a rut for a while and could use all the Influence that he can get.

    "Thirty percent of sixteen million! That's more than..... uhh.... five million Influence! That's more than enough to bag all the enhancements that I need at Steel Canyon once Blue Steel approves my Security Level 13 pass next week. What a chance of a lifetime!!!"

    Captain Amazor silently sat in front of the keyboard for a moment, and then clicked on the Reply button and began to type...

    Note: I do realise that Influence is just an abstract measure of wealth in CoH, but since it is treated as hard cash in-game for obtaining Enhancements, I thought I'd just stick to the same term rather than try substituting it for something more "real"....
  6. OK I didn't go through the entire thread so I'm not sure if this has been mentioned before.

    I remember Positron once quoting about some "Streak Breaker Code", which monitors to-hit chances and if it detects that you've been getting a steak of misses, will give you a hit once in a while.

    Now since the SR line is all about defence that causes enemies to miss you, I wonder if this so-called Streak Breaker Code has got anything to do with SR's weaknesses?

    Just speculation, I suppose... would be nice if Positron clarified this.