Lord_Arkasas

Originally Posted by Manofmanychars

No, I'm the fount of all culture, ShoNuff is the Master of Tacklemonies. He holds authority over the boards, I hold authority over what is said.

I say what is and isn't awesome, and I am never wrong. Because what I say is incontrovertible fact.

So once again, I declare that you lose. And so you have lost.

Originally Posted by Manofmanychars

Hail to the king, baby.

Originally Posted by shonuff

-the ridiculously expensive tackletron decends from the ceiling-
-crowd falls silent as it flickers to live revealing a for a moment the happier times of the cah/vc, when geeky conversations were encouraged-
-a clock appears in the lower right corner of the screen showing the date and time of 00:01 8/9/2010 and then the world goes white in a flash, the towers of conversations flash fried and reduced to ash in an instant-
-the scene turns to a baren wasteland as the sprouts of new conversations form...-

-the sky darkens and a peal of thunder is heard-

*a disembodied voice is heard over the suddenly rushing wind*
who's the baddest!?

*a chorus of disembodied voices answer*
shonuff!!

Who's the meanest?! The voice replies.

*animals scamper into the under brush*

shonuff!! The voices roar in answer as the scene darkens and then a purple flame begins to flicker and illuminate the landscape

who is the low down, chocolate brown, baddest tacklin mutha ***** in this town?!?!

Shonuff!!

Who's the masta?!?
Shonuff!!!
Who's the masta!?!?
Shonuff!!!

-as the echo fades the light flickers on revealing the dreaded loard of the tackleocracy in a three point stance just out of the line of site for a number of the potentia usurpers to his throne-

-in a flurry of fists and feet he strikes down the pretenders who dreamt foolhardilly of being contenders sending all who dared dream of sitting in his chair and drinking from ye olde glass o' crunk in celibration of ascension, till only only lord arkasas stood left amongst the fallen and askewed bodies.

-before lord arkasas could beat a hasty retreat, the feared pain train vanishes from sight only to appear again just out of lord arkasas's field of vision-

blindside tackle!!!

-as lord arkasas gets sent flying to create one of the largest impact craters these forums haven't seen since that one time when laser judas's took the pain train's plate of ribs, shonuff does his patented ninja stance no look microphone catch-

when you try to take the throne, its your punk a** i'll own up in this

*holds mic in the crowd*

humpty bumpty!!!!!

Woo wooo!!!

Drops the mic.

-vanishes predator style-

Originally Posted by Manofmanychars

Except I pulled a Superboy Prime from the void into which the old boards were cast. I brought my forumnipotence with me.

For example, you lose. That is all. Your title is as meaningless as your opposition.

As I say it, so it is.

I am the Minister of Awesome. You are nothing.

Originally Posted by Kheldarn

iy and oyd ongbottom onged to isten to "iithfaire" Ps, unti iy iteray eapt up and ied, "I ove iith, I ong to ick her itte, uscious ovebud ips!" oyd aughed ike oita empicka's izard. ater, they earned that the izard was aced with SD...! uckiy, iy and oyd eft ong before iy's iking for iith became udicrous. The anguage of ove eft ea icking aurie's iiputian ips ayered with ongasting icorice ime favored ipstick. They istened to the utheran adies singing uabies to iiputian awyers, aughing at the ewd yrics.

Originally Posted by Manofmanychars

Oh.

Oh my.

You're more delusional (and doomed) than I thought.

Just as I am the cultural and (closest thing to a) spiritual leader here, ShoNuff holds the temporal power. You, on the other hand, are in lord of nothing.

Originally Posted by Manofmanychars

Oh, one other thing, "Lord" Arkasas.

I noticed the exact title you claim. I'm not the only one you have acted against, so, in the interest of friendship, I have alerted Mayor ShoNuff.

Better find something to hide behind.

Not that it would help.

Originally Posted by sleestack

I address you tonight not as a Sleestack, not as a player of City of Heroes, but as a poster on the forums. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Mods call this day "Forumgeddon" - the end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the interwebs, a forum community has the Youtube links and LOLcats to prevent its own extinction. All of you posting with us need to know that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster is being called into service. The forumites' thirst for excellence, knowledge; every step up the ladder of quote pyramids; every adventurous reach into the Suggestions and Ideas forum; all of our combined modern technologies and imaginations; even the flame wars that we've fought have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all of the chaos that is our history; through all of the wrongs and the discord; through all of the pain and suffering; through all of our times, there is one thing that has nourished our souls, and elevated our forum above its origins, and that is our courage. The dreams of an entire MMO are focused tonight on those brave souls traveling into the forums. And may we all, forumites the world over, see these events through. God speed, and good luck to you.

Originally Posted by NewAgeKnight

Did you marry your sister at a shotgun wedding because she was pregnant? Or do you raise chickens?

Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan

Why?

It's Kansas for everyone! Everyone owns it!

Originally Posted by Eisregen_NA

Behold. His Lordship possesses the power of Hindsight. Useful, if limited.

On that note, you're also allowed to use the letter N. Was just gonna point that out with regard to your name. I read it as 'Arkansas' anyway due to the way we process words (but I've gone into that in the '5nal Destination' thread back when'.

Originally Posted by Xzero45

Hasn't this discussion happened already? Like, over a dozen times? And each time, it's the same exact thing? With GG saying how much she hates Tyrant and that there are no flaws at all with Primal Earth whatsoever? And everyone involved gets riled up or miserable?

Yeah. Pretty sure it has.

Originally Posted by BlackArachnia

Ironically, both the Germans and Romans were meticulous record keepers.