Knight Jolt

Chocobo: It's the new chicken.

Hot is how some like it.

I ran into a group of guys with missing teeth and shotguns.
One said I looked "purdy". And then...

Such a nice piece.

Great work, indeed. Very smooth suit design.

My fairy godmother slapped me on the head for getting snot on her wings and vanished. Yep...I blew it again.

So I stood there...trying to think of a reason not to seek professional help, and then...

the "plastic surgeon" turned out to be Pamela Anderson on acid. She gave me a bizarre lap dance and bit my nose. Hard.

Then she snatched my wallet, opened it, and laughed.

At this point I started to feel a little angry, and then...

He bit me on the pancreas. And then...

I shook him off and corner kicked him into a sewer.

Then I thought that I might've been infected! I really did not want to start gnawing on the flesh of the living. So I went to my doctor and he referred me to a specialist.

So I was on my way to see Dr. Frank N. Stein and then...

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It's wierd, I always thought Knight Chill was a girl

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LMAO. That made my morning.

One must first understand the true nature of the female pounce (as I do).

It is as brutal as it is beautiful.

I'm tough enough to handle its brutality and flexible enough to cradle all of its beauty.

A pounce on me would be your most enjoyable pounce...for sure.

Well...anyway, you know how to reach me.

Actually, I think a hands-on demo would be more effective.

Sorry to crash in here Infinity folks, but I couldn't help but notice the chatter about volunteers to be used as pounce dummies for females.

I'd like to make it known at this time that my services may be available for such a job. Please feel free to inquire.

Thanks and happy pouncing.

Don't play in the sand.

Not necessary, you can use mine.

I see a statement, not an exclamation.

Stop hitting the dog with your shoe.

I decided that I was tired of taking crap and that I would make a stand. So, I challenged my neighbor to a fight.

We went at it for a good 15 seconds. He was pretty spry for an 80-year old and really knew how to use a cane. But my sleeper hold was too much for him, in the end.

As I was dressing my wounds, a van pulled up...and then...

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Probably a good bear.

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What does it take to get you to run?

The giggles were coming from several midget catgirls. They promptly pounced on me and shoved huge, coughed-up hairballs down my throat. I blacked out, and then...

Some noobish troller hit me with SB and I lost control of my body (I think she liked it), and then...

Go directly to jail (Bertha's waiting).

No, you can't get here from there.

That nasty Mender Tesseract lady said some mean, hurtful things to me. I felt a tear roll down my left cheek (face) and her hand slapping my right cheek (butt). And then...

Have a drink.

She swallowed the seedless pickle and began to choke. No one rushed to her aid. And then...