I cannot believe that worked.
FFM, you're the man. Words cannot describe the feeling of relief I'm experiencing.
But yeah, the powers that be should perhaps fix this. The only reason I haven't given up like the people who I invited with me is because I'm stubborn and was born with a disassembled 8086 in my hand.
Ah well, I'm happy, you're all hopefully happy so I seem to be out of stuff to complain about. Thanks all who contributed here.