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Oh! I'm sorry for leaving you hanging...
You see, I needed to buy 2187 Lucks at 1 million each so I could make 729 Catch a Breaths so I could make 243 Insights so I could make 81 Respites so I could make 27 Sturdies so I could make 9 Break Frees so I could make 3 Awakens so I could make 1 Enrage.
My Assault Bot has very refined tastes and will only accept Enrages worth the inf cap. -
Hold that thought for a second...I just jumped into my time machine and killed you all as babies! Then I hit on your younger-version moms.
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I rigged the door to Triumph with an atomic bomb, so if anyone from Virtue tries to come in they'll explode!
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Quote:What's wrong with your face?I don't think Triumph is properly equipped to handle complex plots of this magnitude for very long.
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Who told you I was a Half Labotomized 1980's Super Computer?
I move my pawn to #YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP#!!! -
Oh, so we're allowed to photoshop our club pictures now? Brb, about to join the trillionaire club!
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I knew you were going to do that, so I put bear traps in your underwear and you didn't even know it until you got circum-suprised!
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I just shot you all with dual-wield nuclear subs. In the face! It was all part of my plan!
Now I'm making out with a bunch of hot chicks that want me. And my wife is totally cool with it and brought out some refreshing drinks and rice krispy treats.
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Stop it you guys! You're dead. You can't sip jaeger or TL;DR stuff!!!
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Yeah, but I bet you're not immune to lasers. Which I just shot you with. And now you're dead.
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Hey guys, guess what. I can beat you all up. Furthermore, this post is laced with poison gas and anyone who reads it is now dead!
But not me because I have a gas mask. -
I tried this last night, but for some odd reason, the market was flooded with tier 3 reds and was pretty anemic in the lvl 50 SO department.
I only netted around 300,000. -
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Is it cheating if I join the first blind SG invite I get and loot the base?