JagBlade

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  1. *wonders if Fedor will cry like George Bush from 2DTV*

    eeeeaaaaahhhheaheaheah!!! Friendly fire!
  2. *Taking advice from the Kitten-O-Meter thread. He walks out of his bunker in a trench coat. Kittens in his pockets, under his helmet, in his ammo clip, and in his boots*

    I DARE YOU! I demand an apology and a plate of rice crispy treats!
  3. *Quickly sprints out of his bunker, tasers rookery, steals ice cream, and locks himself back in the pillows* My ice cream, NUCLEAR EMBARGO FOR TRESPASSING!

    I may be willing to share though... o_o
  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Emmi_Blaze View Post
    Oh, he's gonna be a fun addition to the party

    *waves from a safe distance* hiya Jag
    *An insanely tiny springfield rifle sticks out of the gunport, His dark baggy blue eyes behind the scope.* I dare you to wave that flag you're holding again...or were you waving? NEIN! I SAW ZE FLAG!

    P.S. Hello ._.
  5. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Rookery. View Post
    Ah do declayuh Count Logahn, you do come up with tha most INteresting devicez.

    Hiya Jagblade! How are you today?

    /e hands a bowl of blackberry ice cream to Jagblade.
    *hisses loudly as his hand peers from the dark gun port of his bunker. He takes the bowl before 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 120mm cannons train on Rookery and he points at trespasser warning sign*

    You threatening me? You plotting on me? huh?! HUH?! *Pumps shotgun!*

    Nah, I'm doing good *giggles like a flamethrower junkie* How are you? O_O

    Edit: In response to Fedor...CALL DOKTOR ULRICH! TELL HIM VE NEED ZE LAZER SHARKS AND ZE EXPLOSIVE HELIUM KITTENS!
  6. *shuffles in wearing his camo pajamas. He proceeds to snag every piece of bacon left for breakfast and build a pillow bunker under the coffee table*

    Good morning, good night, trespassers will be bombs to the land of the meatlump king and back...*yawns* Anyway, hello folks.
  7. Quote:
    Originally Posted by LunaMoonChild View Post

    Solar Destiny: Being a complete Ditz would grab up the kitten run home to her lover Alucard hold it out and yell prouldy "LOOK I FOUND A PUPPY!" then when he tells her it's not a puppy, she beats him over the head with it causing the kitten to claw him up until he at last screams "ALRIGHT IT'S A NICE PUPPY!"
    You are SUUUUUCH a *censored!* to me! @_@
  8. Alucard Blade: He would jab the kitten with a pointy stick and then rip out a patch of it's fur. From there he would stuff it into a bazooka and launch it at the nearest person's groin.

    Doctor Ulrich: Would experiment and turn into a SHARK WITH FRICKEN' LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO IT'S HEADS...but apparently his cycloptic friend tells him that can't be done. So he asks what he's paying his people for, honestly, and just inflates the kitten with helium until it explodes or hovers into the ceiling fan.

    Huge Frogger: Would mumble about accidently stepping on an acorn

    Jag Blade: Would have accidentally shot the kitten while gunning down rikti. At which point he would stab it with his bayonet, beat it over a rock, shake it around in the area after coating in A1 steak sauce and finkle dust all while screaming "Arise Chicken Arise" After realizing what he's doing wrong he'd go incognito for about 5 years leaving the bayonetted kitten in a ditch somewhere.
  9. I agree with the first part of your post. ANY vile, perverted, or violent thoughts against children I find extremely obscene. However, I am a heavy gamer. I play games such as Call of Duty, Grand Theft Auto, The Darkness. These games goal is almost completely mutilating and maiming your enemies for whatever cause good or evil. I enjoy gunning people down in them as stress relief and entertainment. HOWEVER, in real life I could never imagine doing such a thing to another person and am in fact quite nice. (although a little anti-social ^_^)
  10. Well, this seems like a time as good as any for me to pop in, once in a blue moon. Happy 22nd of march! ....right?