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  1. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Mr_Squid View Post
    The Star Wars Prequel Trilogy: I've long since given up on trying to convince myself that these are actually good movies and have just learned to accept them for the wonderfully silly, dumb, and horribly acted spectacles that they are. They're like the cinematic equivalent of a big dumb golden retriever.
    What a terrible insult to golden retrievers.

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    Independence Day: I don't care what anyone says. Every time I see this movie I remember being five years old, seeing this in theaters, and absolutely FLIPPING OUT at the pure awesomeness of the whole thing.
    You were five? I had just graduated from high school, let's see... 13 years earlier.

    Some days I can't believe 1990 was 21 years ago. Seems like just yesterday we considered that "way in the future."
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    Originally Posted by Father Xmas View Post
    That's what I get when I read just the first line of your post and knee jerk reply. Oops.

    If anything it shows we have as a society become accustom to man on man brutality but because of the upswing in animal rights groups, man on animal brutality has become a taboo, even make believe. Remember ...

    "No animals were injured in the filming of this production."
    That's an entirely different thing, though. Watch some old Westerns (and even some modern-day epics from overseas) and you'll see the most horrific things imaginable done to animals, but especially horses. They used to tie a wire to a horse's front leg and then let them gallop along. When they got to the end of the wire, the horse would be tripped, throwing the rider. This was supposed to emulate the animal being shot, but it's incredibly cruel. Quite often they'd break their legs or necks, and the wrangler would just cut their throats and they'd cart them off once they'd bled to death. For a freaking movie. They still do this in movies in India, China and Europe. It started here because a Henry Fonda film featured a horse who was forced over a cliff to his death. Talk about senseless, man.

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    Also people tend to feel a lot more empathy towards animals they can associate as pets (wolves) rather than other dangerous carnivores (crocs, bears). I remember one post elsewhere, that the poster's girlfriend now refuses to watch anymore of GoT because of the direwolf killing, even off camera.
    No dog or cat or bunny has ever screwed me over the way people have. Some people actually go out of their way to ruin your day. I have no problem going to guns on those folks. But a dog that wants to play fetch or a cat that wants to sit on your lap? Why is it cool or funny to mutilate and murder them?
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    Originally Posted by Lothic View Post
    If aliens were to land on our planet today and watch this show they'd have to conclude that we consider violence against canines more taboo than violence against other human beings.
    I consider it such. It's a question of innocence for me. For the most part dogs are trusting creatures and I've seen so much abuse in my 30 years of animal rescue that it makes me sick to even think about it. I have the same issues with violence against women as it's portrayed in films and the endangerment of children just for cheap thrills. Victimizing those who are weaker shows a character's... well, character, or lack thereof, but it's gotten to the point where it becomes gratuitous. In Jurassic Park II Spielberg had a humorous bit where the Lab is barking at the noise until he sees it's a T. rex, then hides in his dog house. That was quite funny. But in the next shot, you see that the dinosaur has eaten the dog. That was just pointless and ruined the moment.
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    Originally Posted by MentalMaden View Post
    On Tyrion:

    I'm not sure there is another actor besides Peter Dinklage that can pull off that role. I think in the hands of lesser talent it could turn very cheesy/campy in a heartbeat and completely miss the mark. He's definitely a highlight; as is Sean Bean.
    Right up there with Schwarzenegger as Conan and Shelley Duvall Olive Oyl, Dinklage was born to play Tyrion.

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    On Direwolves:

    Pushing a kid out a window is one thing, but killing that innocent puppeh???? I can tell this is going to be a brutal ride. But it's worth it so far.
    Killing a dog is almost always a guaranteed no-no for me. That usually results in a *click* of the remote. Sometimes, though, it can be made to work. I can't recall in the books if that action ever came back to haunt anyone; it seemed mostly to make her feel sad.
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    Originally Posted by CaptainFoamerang View Post
    It's all part of the plan.
    It's funny how a lot of people talk about the Joker not being a planner, based solely on that scene with Dent. It's already established that he's an inveterate liar and it's *shown* that he makes incredibly intricate plans. He's lying to Dent to further his plan. Heh.

    Somewhat back on topic, the Joker is almost exactly one year younger than Batman. (Kind of hard to tell with publication dates.)
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    Originally Posted by Tannim222 View Post
    I could place Legally Blonde, but not because of the film's performance in any way. Its just that it's something that no one that know's me besides my wife would ever guess that I'd watch much less like it. Even though my wife is still surprised at just how much that movie continues to amuse me to this day. I didn't include it before because I know that it's a movie that many people enjoy though.
    Have you seen the musical? It's Legally Blonde turned to 11. Clever wordplay set to catchy music and the goofy plot actually works better in the musical format. Unfortunately it's not available anywhere which is a shame, because I'd buy it today. Well, not available legally. there are other... methods of procurement.

    Funnily enough, they could turn the musical back into a film and keep a lot of the same cast. Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson, Matthew Davis and Victor Garber can all sing.
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    Originally Posted by Starflier View Post
    Stampede! Stampede Earl!

    I love that movie.
    Tremors is a great movie. One of my all-time favorite science fiction films, yes, but also one of my all-time favorite flicks. It is a perfect homage to those B-picture monster movies of yesteryear where the small town gets cut off from the outside world... except it's really, really good. Plus funny as hell.
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    Originally Posted by Smersh View Post
    And, Ironik? My definition of a guilty pleasure movie is a movie that I'd feel guilty for suggesting that the people in my life watch with me. (Aside from my brother, of course, but my brother's incapable of guilt.)
    But WarGames, Flash Gordon and Repo Man? If your family would judge you harshly for watching those, then you need a new family.

    "Not everyone will get it, but the *right* people will." -- Joel Hodgson
  9. Happy Zombie Jesus Day! Grrarr be with you!

    (There used to be a bar in Detroit called "Lions & Tigers & Beers." Random memory firing, thought I'd share.)
  10. Ironik

    Geek Humor

    Things that are funny & geeky. Maybe even nerdy.

    Recently we've had the VW commercial with Marvel's Thor spoof on it.

    Here's a t-shirt I found somewhere that I found L-out-L hilarious:



    Fans of Calvin + Hobbes who are annoyed at Joephisto rejoice:

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    Originally Posted by Smersh View Post
    War Games.
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    Originally Posted by Dark_Respite View Post
    • WarGames
    I'm not sure you guys are grasping the nature of "guilty pleasure." It implies something that has little redeeming artistic virtue. Being a fan of, say, Three's Company or Married With Children or any one of the Shoutwives of Fill-In-The-Location. Preferring Mad Dog 20/20 over a quality pinot grigio.

    WarGames was a huge hit and is a well-respected film even outside science fiction fandom. I mean, the movie's such an excellent example of character plus plot that it's taught in film schools nowadays, fer cryin' out loud. Troll 2, widely considered by many (me included) to be a contender for Worst Movie Ever Made, now *that* would be a true guilty pleasure, as it has zero redeeming qualities on any level.
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    Originally Posted by CaptainFoamerang View Post
    Up until The Dark Knight all I'd seen him in was Ten Things I Hate about You, A Knight's Tale, The Patriot, and Brokeback Mountain. I thought he was adequate. After, I saw him in Brothers Grimm and Lords of Dogtown. His role as the Joker was undoubtedly the best out of what I'd seen. He was great in The Dark Knight, but that doesn't mean it reshaped my opinions of his previous performances.
    Those are all very different roles, though. Throw in Two Hands, Roar and Monster's Ball and you can see what he can do. Pretty impressive for a guy in his early 20s. (Ledger was 28 when he died.) Plus his ability with accents was amazing. Ned Kelly, wow.
  13. I've been following Angelsr for a while now because he has super work -- your sculpt is looking really good.
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    Originally Posted by Hyperstrike View Post
    No, but Nolan has a history of making unconventional choices that pan out big in the end. Ledger is only the most obvious example.
    I don't follow what you mean by that. Ledger had more than proved his acting chops and tremendous range before Nolan cast him. I can't think of any unconventional casting choices Nolan has made. He simply hires good actors, all of whom already have a decent track record.

    Burton casting Michael Keaton as Batman was something of an unconventional choice.

    When Disney chose Fred MacMurray for their comedies, that was a *really* unconventional choice. Talk about casting against type! Today the equivalent would be casting Anthony Hopkins in those roles. Can you see Hannibal Lecter as the professor who invents flubber?
  15. Flash Gordon a guilty pleasure? What manner of insanity is this?

    Sky High is also awesome. What is wrong with you people?

    "Your hero flies north at 300 miles per hour for 15 minutes. His archenemy is tunneling south at 200 miles per hour for 10 minutes. Assuming your hero has X-ray vision, how long before he realizes he's going the wrong way?"

    "Whatever it is you're teaching them, keep on teaching them... it."
  16. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Dr_Mechano View Post
    Alright, what are they, everyone has atleast one guilty pleasure, a film they know is crap for whatever reason but they enjoy anyway.

    The list of mine are as follows:
    Conan
    Wow, fastest list fail ever. Listing Conan the Barbarian as a crap film/guilty pleasure is wrong on every level.

    The second one, sure, but Conan the Barbarian is pure distilled awesome.
  17. If those hacks would pour their energies into something halfway original, they might become the next Troma. Troma never made good movies, but you at least respect their chutzpah and attitude. Plus they have a cult following nowadays. Global Asylum will just be forgotten.
  18. Why does everyone want to know every little thing about a movie before they go see it? Just, you know, go see it! Be surprised!
  19. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Inazuma View Post
    Hathaway can pull it off. She has the body and the acting skill. I trust in Nolan to make it work. He turned Brokeback Mountain in the best Joker ever.
    Surely you're not claiming Nolan imbued Ledger with his acting skill.
  20. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Beastyle View Post
    I STILL say that Skynet became self-aware on August 29th, 1997.

    *folds arms*
    I agree with Aunt Bea... st. 1997 was the year of awesome.

    Skynet wakes up, the Robinsons get lost and Snake rescues the prez.
  21. Oh, Booster in the comics is from the future.

    In my defense, I don't like DC characters so hardly ever read their books. As far as I know, I've never read a comic with Booster Gold in it.
  22. Phone booth!

    Is this the best Smallville of all time?
  23. Future... nailed it.

    Time travel is nothing to play around with.
  24. Quote:
    Originally Posted by ChristopherRobin View Post
    Getting the drop on The Lost.

    Ooh, this is cool. Makes me want to try and duplicate it.