Ineffable

Lord Diov: 21
Khellendrosiic: 23
Hallucinogen: 19
Essex: 26
Prodiguy: 22
The Soviet: 23
Lazarus: CRY MOAR'D
Devious Me: 21
Burning Brawler: 20
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: PAIN TRAIN'D ( But +2 Awesome)
Billy Boy: 16
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 21
Mithril Zeta: 20
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 21
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 20
Ozell One: 21

Prodiguy, bask in the healing aura of my Twilight Grasp!

Arashi, feel the pain of Mr. Nomed's rock throw.

Lord Diov: 21
Khellendrosiic: 23
Hallucinogen: 21
Essex: 26
Prodiguy: 20
The Soviet: 26
Lazarus: CRY MOAR'D
Devious Me: 21
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 20
Halo Inc: PAIN TRAIN'D ( But +2 Awsome)
Billy Boy: 15
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 20
Mithral Zeta: 20
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 22
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 19
Ozell One: 21

Considering that Halo did indeed take his death very well, (considering the last three people to die DIDN'T take their deaths very well...) I also award him an awsome point.

Halo Inc, I salute you!

Lord Diov: 21
Khellendrosiic: 23
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 24
Prodiguy: 20
The Soviet: 24
Lazarus: CRY MOAR'D
Devious Me: 21
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 20
Halo Inc: 4
Billy Boy: 15
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 21
Mithral Zeta: 20
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 23
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 18
Ozell One: 21

Lord Diov: 21
Khellendrosiic: 23
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 24
Prodiguy: 20
The Soviet: 22
Lazarus: CRY MOAR'D
Devious Me: 21
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 20
Halo Inc: 7
Billy Boy: 15
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 21
Mithral Zeta: 20
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 22
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 18
Ozell One: 21

((Since when does a tiny ball of liquid with the power of a single tripmine count as a "Doomsday device?"

Please. Plus, if it DID qualify, then it would technically be Shimmer's, not mine. ))

((No. Because as of yet. I don't HAVE any doomsday devices made.

What made you think I did?))

((There is something wrong with him.

He's about to be obliterated. ))

H'taed nodded at that.

"Good. Right now, I'll just conduct myself through the frame of the tower for as while, make sure nobody gets inside and such. I'll also adjust any gadgets I come across to be immune to electrical attacks. Including EMPs, that should come in handy.

H'taed seemed to sink through the floor in a burst of static.

-----

Charles Dark Aura finally hit the ground.

"They will SUFFER!" He hissed. Glancing back, he took a nice good look at the tower.

It was approximately three miles in diameter, and extended around...

He screwed his eyes.

He couldn't tell how far up it went. It seemed to go on forever.

He shrugged, and looked at the base of the tower. Something caught his eye. It was an archway leading into the tower.

Look around, he spotted another archway a ways along the structure. There appeared to be one archway for each region of the world, each entryway facing a regional pie piece.

He headed into the inky blackness of the twoer to explore...

H'taed chuckled at that, and the ball of explosive chemicals shot into the tube.

"So...where do you want me to toss it?"

H'taed asked Shimmer, the ball og gooey explosive doom still held aloft by static.

Lord Diov: 21
Khellendrosiic: 23
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 24
Prodiguy: 19
The Soviet: 22
Lazarus: CRY MOAR'D
Devious Me: 21
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 10
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 20
Mithral Zeta: 19
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 20
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 19
Ozell One: 21

Heal the Kellendroscope! I like the swirly patterns they make. ^.^

Blap Halo.

((Lighthouse, Yes, Dr. Brainstorm, definately not. He's just another genericscripted character planned by a huge conspiracy years ago.))

((I just pray this doesn't mean another Immortalized Hero. Still, interesting to see a Redname make a honest RP post around here. When was the last time one of them actually did that?))

My shortest story I have is 5013 words long.

............

Stupid guidelines...

Lord Diov: 21
Khellendrosiic: 22
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: IRRADIATED
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 18
Halo Inc: 16
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 18
Mithral Zeta: 18
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 19
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 20
Ozell One: 22

Healed Soviet for not even needing a prompt to kill off the unlucky guy this time.

Shot Halo Inc.

*facepalms*

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I say that since they were basically posted at the same time, the latter post should over-ride the previous in the case of a 1-minute or less simulpost. However, in the case that there is a simulpost, the poster whos post was over ruled gets to post an additional post without needing to wait the one hour time restrain. Zeta, please feel free to make a new post with your hurt n heal according to the new data presented.

The founder of the feast has spoken.

Poe was somewhat stunned by THAT. One second the crazy thing is trying to rip his head off, the next second, she's kissing him. If he had been concentrating hard enough to actually REALIZE what had just happened, the next little crisis could have perhaps been averted.

Unfortunately, in his shocked state, he wasn't able to turn the landmine still in his hand off.

*KABOOM!*

When the smoke cleared, regardless of what had happened, Poe was gone. Not even a hair was left.

-----

Poe rushed away from the scene, his stealth generator running at maximum power. He was thinking now, however...

[ QUOTE ]
"Don't give me that 'immortals can't love' [censored]. I'm an immortal too, you know? And look over there at TD. He's a robot. And look up there at Ozzy. He's 'artificial', whatever that's supposed to mean. NONE of us are 'supposed' to love. But you know what?" "Being immortal doesn't mean we have to find immortal love! It just means we have our whole lives to experience as much love as we possibly can! And that doesn't mean to throw our loved ones away or not to mourn them. It means that we can practice love, live it every day of our lives, not just on Valentine's Day! "In fact, Valentine's Day is the day when we should be celebrating the fact that we have the opportunity to love so much and so often! The opportunity to experience love throughout time, love as it is expressed century after century, and a love for who we are and what we stand for!"


[/ QUOTE ]

He played that over in his head a few times, memorizing it.

He'd have something to talk to Diov about when he got back. Even if he didn't listen, or had some other excuse, at least Poe could be content that he had tried to do a little good on Valentines Day. (Ignoring all the people he had killed, of course.)

It also filled him with a sense of hope. What Rosalind had said applied to him as well didn't it? Yes. There was always hope, no matter how gloomy the situation.

He would do well to remember that.

He also took one final moment to savor the memory of that kiss. His cheeks burned for a split second and the normally taut and ridgid line that serve as his lips cracked into a very thin grin.

His day wasn't over yet. There was always time for more. Time to change things, times to be damned, saved, cheered, cursed, die, and live. He had all the time in the world now that he had something to look forward to, to strive for. He was going to enjoy every last second he had left of Valentines Day now.

((And now is time for my Mass Destruction Bit.))

The Ear Miners had just made a big mistake.

They were now in the air.

Bad move.

The tunnel the Phyrexians had carved through the earth suddenly rumbled.

-----

H'taed finished weaving his titanic mub bomb into the center of the tunnel. He held his hands to his ears and detonated it...

------

*KAAAAAAAAAAAAFREAKINGBOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

An explosion erupted from both ends of the giant tunnel through the planet, a massive beam of pure red electrical energy.

It extended past the stars, past the universe, the sheer magnatude of the beam was enough to obliterate a star.

That wasn't what H'taed had been aiming for, however.

The electrical energy passing through the beam immediately raidiated across the atmosphere of the entire planet...

Lightning always struck whatever was highest.

*TCHSSSXXXX!*

A thousand, thousand, thousand lightning bolts descended from everywhere and anywhere of the planet's atmosphere, striking and homing in on the helpess ear minions floating in the sky. They all took in enough electrical energy to power the entire Earth for a thousand years and then some. The barrage of electrical lightning bolts kept at it for ten minutes, seeming to freeze the ear people helplessly in the air.

Then the storm stopped.

The minions, (most of whom had simply disintergrated mid-way through the storm) still alive hung in the air for a moment.

Before falling to the ground to burst and explode in showers of gore.

-----

In the tunnel, H'taed laughed his [censored] off, and began to make plans for his next little trick.

Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 21
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 20
Lazarus: 4
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 16
Billy Boy: 18
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 17
Mithral Zeta: 18
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 18
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 20
Ozell One: 21

Healed Essexc on general principle.

Took a chip out of the new chopping block.

Poe's deflection shield protected him from Rosie's flurry, but her head-but got through. He rocketed over across to the other side of Toy Dispenser's bubble and slammed into it, then fell painfully to the ground.

He slowly got back up.

"We who are immortal can have no love..." He said. "And if I am condemned in that, I shall condemn everybody."

He whipped a little green orb out of his pocket and dropped it to the ground. It unfolded, sprouting locking arms and a long barrel. It was an Acid Mortar! It immediately launched an acid grenade at Rosie.

Poe followed up by whipping out a landmine, and reared back his hand to toss it...

Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 19
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 20
Lazarus: 12
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 19
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 15
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 16
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 19
Ozell One: 22

BB healed...Because I secretly think that Sludge is the funniest thing to ever happen since Prodiguy.

You were not paying attention when I said that.

Moiread, sorry. My pointy finger of doom has spoken.

(( >.> The Phyrexians arn't doing very well, are they?

Time to pull out the Ol Avatar of Lightning...))

The entire Phyrexian Horde was outraged at their loss, and headed through the tunnel to engage the Necrons.

"Woa. You are some of the most butt ugly nuggets I've ever seen." Said a crackling voice.

Lord H'taed stood in front of the swarming Phyrexian Horde. The Phyrexians, too pissed too really care, rushed forward to consume him.

H'taed yawned, and flicked his fingers.

A electrical beam shot forth. It was a CHAIN INDUCTION, and it bounced from Phyrexian to Phyrexian, killing them all...

Until only the lead Vat Priest was left. It raised a hand to cast an insidious spell...

H'taed conjured and tossed a mud bomb.

It landed on the Vat Priest's nads.

-----

3 seconds later...

-----

*KAFREAKINGBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!* The mub bomb went off, splattering the Vat Priest every across the tunnel.

"Right then, time to go to work." H'taed said. He quickly started to conjure more mub bombs for his plan...

((Minus the Phyrexians, plus H'taed.))

((Waiting for Rosie here.))