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I hear Body Glide is a great way to prevent chafing when wearing tights.
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Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce the next President of the United States, Ted Kennedy!
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So, you're looking to buy a Schwinn? Let me show you our new models.
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Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town In My Pants - Pearl Jam
I Am The Law In My Pants - Anthrax -
Do these tights make my butt look big?
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Don't make me ... hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm ... hungry.
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I'm sorry, did you want fries with that?
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With the way the economy's going, what's the cheapest thing I can buy?
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Conga Rats Valor!
/em military salute