GenderPoison

Happy Fathers Day Guys!! May your breakfast in bed be served with a smile.. now go mow the lawn.

That rocked Amy!! My dad was a log driver.

Hippo Birdy!

That was really sweet Lucifus, gave me the mushies inside!

WOOOT! Congarats AngieB!!

Went to Anime North on Saturday. We were lined up outside and around the main building waiting for the doors to open.. Then.. WOOOSH!!! Lyndon had Chernobyled up his back.. I dashed for the grassy knoll, whipped out the blanket, change pad, new outfit, wipes and fresh dipe.. had him naked and tried hastily to clean him up when the line started to move... I had to take him back in line half naked to catch up with my other kids! The security guards were kind enough to allow me to finish changing Lyndon behind a closed off area..

Otherwise we had a good time. Does not compare to a Star Trek convention.

Thank you

Congratz on the new job Meltdown!!

Revenge of Egg People was a great band.

coffee

I used to lick my armpits to turn pervs off. I've advised my daughter to do the same.. oh and it takes 12 lbs of pressure to bust a knee cap.

I'd like a hover seat for the baby that follows me wherever I go.. I can program it to bounce or swing or go in figure eights..JUST so I can accomplish a few tasks uninterrupted like oh, floor scrubbing for instance.. or cleaning my fridge.. little bugger is already 24 lbs and my back is frickin killing me!!

Who wants a kitten?

Welcome to the Lounge Gigglebunny!! Have a seat and let me grab us some coffees!

He ain't my vegetable.. he ain't my cucumber..

My magic erasor is broken.

I wish I still had my Nosferatu shirt.. she'd look so cute in it.

I was helping my friend fold some of her step daughters laundry one day and I was frickin shocked.. Shorts that showed off half their butt cheeks?!? Tiny little halter tops? My friend was not too impressed with my little speach that began with: "You let them go out dressed like this?!?" Talk about sexual predator bait up the wazoo. Jeesh.

I'm out of Random Acts of Kindness for the month.. sorry.

I'd rather my daughter went punk than ****.. I mean honestly.. I'm really happy she's not into make-up and has her own look.

No worries.

If you be my body guard I can be your long lost pal..

Pay it Forward Elf.

my giggles woke wee man..

4:30 am.. the birds wake.

I loathe Nascar.. it's boring.. I'd rather polish silverware while listening to bluegrass.

My son Tristan has Aspergers and has "perfectionist" issues.. I can see him reacting that way: Not pitching as well as he could, letting the frustration overwhelm him and sapping his other abilities leading up to a complete blow up.

(He won first place in a track and field relay race this week. I was very proud of him.. had no idea he was a good runner.)