FloatingFatMan

Please tell me you actually HAVE a sense of humour?

The woman crossed her arms and waited, listening to Kip as he had his rant. When he was done, she lowered them and started checking points off on armoured fingers.

"One, there were plenty of people stuck in the water and unable to get clear. Your duty should be to making sure they get to safety first, no?"

"Two, how many whales do you know of that are psychic and telekinetic? Just because something LOOKS like a whale, doesn't mean it IS, right?"

"Three, which is best? Kill something the instant it shows you any aggression? Or at least TRY to find out why it's attacking, and maybe even disable it instead? How typically American."

"Four, since when do heroes kill anyway?"

"Oh, and five, the name's Tiger White, not Kheldian, pleased to meet you."

I already know!

Still not gonna stop me chucking their bloody towels in the pool tho!

Given the behaviour some people portray when visiting the zoo, this would be a highly sensible move!

Yes, I know this NOW, but at the time I didn't plus, it wouldn't have made much difference as that char is always broke thanks to Icon.

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You better get running, Riff!

My only beef with Germans is with the buggers who continually hog all the sunbeds at Spanish resorts!

Getting up at 6am to sneak down to the pool, collect all the towels "reserving" the sunbeds that were placed there at about 2am, and chuck the lot into the pool is a pain!

Oh I dunno... Some of the dross coming out of Hollywood these days has almost made me want to swallow poison, if only just to make it stop!

I swear, some of them are even so bad that not even the pirates bother with them!!

Yeah, but he ALSO destroyed a 14 year old girls faith in people AND betrayed a whole load of his friends.

Not to mention bringing up Chronodyne...

Let's face it, Doc. The doc is a grade A jerk.

OMIGOD! IT'S CAP!


... Aren't you dead?

Maybe it's because he's a raving madman who's even MORE unhinged than Dr Aeon.

Oh, and coupled with the fact that he spends half his time looking like a reject from a bad horror movie starring Keanu the Plank.

Eww... You don't actually BUY that stuff do you? Get your backside over here, I'll make you some fresh REAL mayo, not that manky swill they stick in jars...

The irony there is that Germany probably has the strongest anti-holocaust denial laws in the world!

Oh, I surely DO remember you, and vaguely, the disagreement about that audio comic.

I was wondering actually, how come the new account? Oh, and welcome back.

They might breathe on you!

You've had tuna, haven't you?

I have not, and never will, accept inf in exchange for anything other than IO recipies and salvage.

The young woman's head snapped around to look at Kip, and she didn't look impressed. "So, that's good enough reason to disregard the fact that you're fighting on a beach full of innocent people, and even kids, is it? That's enough reason to drop the thing into the ocean and cause a mini tidal wave is it? Nooooo... You morons just see something that looks different to you, and instead of taking a defensive course FIRST, you just drop everything and try to KILL it. Riiiight. Because that's the way heroes are meant to do things, gotcha."

Sighing, she turned away from kip and spotted a woman not far away in what looked like a very familiar uniform. She was about to step towards her, when she felt the tingle of another Kheldian, and she turned instead to look at the approaching man.

Looking him over with not a little amount of disdain, the woman spoke, her English accent much easier to discern now that she'd stopped shouting. "A swim? You've GOT to be kidding me, right? You're not SERIOUSLY trying to pick me up, are you?"

She started to turn away, the energy crackling around her body clearly NOT electrical in nature but instead an intensely powerful form of raw Kheldian light.

That's what motorbikes are for! Silly woman...

Coors?

I have not, and never have had, a purple IO or IO recipe.