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  1. Eisregen_NA

    Retcon Anyone?

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    Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
    No, no, I got plenty of those. Both literal and figurative. I'm trying to think of good candidates. LiquidX comes quickly to mind, as do BafflingBeerMan, CaptainFoamerang, General Knowledge, Father Xmas, Eisreigen, Blood Spectre, and a few others. But I don't know who remained after the purge, and they really need to be willing to claim authority over other posters when it would be funny to do so.
    Well, whomever you get, don't get Foamy. That man has the worst sense of taste ever. And I myself don't apply because I don't believe in authority (I do believe in bullying, though, but only when it's me pushing around other people -- their fault for letting me at the end of the day). Personally, I nominate Kali/BellaStrega because she's definitely awesome.
  2. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Bloodspeaker View Post
    Are you certain?
    "When I said I was a positive person, I meant HIV."

    Frankie Boyle
  3. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Moderator12 View Post
    Heat shootout: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKO-IeIRmQs.

    Ronin car chase: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h736Xkifoyo&feature=fvst.

    Both awesome action scenes for me.
    I got a ring with your name on it. Assuming that's legal where you're at.
  4. Eisregen_NA

    Retcon Anyone?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
    PEOPLE OF THIS FORUM!

    Your Lord says you can use the letter L again, cause that was getting old.
    Behold. His Lordship possesses the power of Hindsight. Useful, if limited.

    On that note, you're also allowed to use the letter N. Was just gonna point that out with regard to your name. I read it as 'Arkansas' anyway due to the way we process words (but I've gone into that in the '5nal Destination' thread back when'.
  5. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    But he could govern it if he wanted too - he's as powerful as Tyrant, and there are enough Vigilantes around to support him if he wanted to take over.
    Tyrant exists because the people around him don't have the guts to stand up to him or profit from him being in charge. But he couldn't run Praetoria on his own. He may be all-powerful, but he's still just one guy.

    And considering the army of super-powered individuals currently inhabiting Paragon City, some of which have themselves beaten both Tyrant and Recluse, I don't think he could pull it off in this realm.
  6. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Xzero45 View Post
    Hasn't this discussion happened already? Like, over a dozen times? And each time, it's the same exact thing? With GG saying how much she hates Tyrant and that there are no flaws at all with Primal Earth whatsoever? And everyone involved gets riled up or miserable?

    Yeah. Pretty sure it has.
    But not post-wipe.
  7. The fight between Nameless and Sky from Hero, with the rain and the old man playing his instrument in the back. It's certainly the prettiest action scene I've ever seen.

    As for gunfights, I've always preferred The Killer over Hard-Boiled, but both are good movies.
  8. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    I'm not seeing a lot of repression in Paragon City
    That's cause he's not governing the city. But look at his handling of the Justice Club.
  9. Quote:
    Originally Posted by BlackArachnia View Post
    Ironically, both the Germans and Romans were meticulous record keepers.
    How is that ironic? Knowing what went where and what happened when is part and parcel to maximizing efficiency, now as well as then.
  10. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    Statesman has lived just as long as Tyrant
    And look at Statesman now. He's a grade-A fascist.
  11. Eisregen_NA

    Retcon Anyone?

    I wasn't one of them, but I can, if you want me to? Of course, I sometimes cut myself for the endorphines, so I'm a rather selfish martyr, moreso than most others.
  12. Eisregen_NA

    Retcon Anyone?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay View Post
    (Sighty uncear, as I did it for the uz.)
    Whereas I do it a for the...
  13. Eisregen_NA

    Retcon Anyone?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Solos View Post
    My forums culture...
    Aso, your cuture forums.
  14. Eisregen_NA

    Retcon Anyone?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay View Post
    Focus on the L, honey.
    No! There is no room for the etter L in the new word order. The etter L has been decared uncean and wi therefore be sent off to etter concentration camp apha immediatey. Further use of the etter L wi be punishabe by pubic fogging.
  15. Eisregen_NA

    Retcon Anyone?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan View Post
    I said elections, not tax season!
    Yeah, srsly, who gets elections once a year? I got one almost every morning.
  16. Eisregen_NA

    Retcon Anyone?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay View Post
    Sadly, I was still able to trick people that remembered this check...
    Well, to be fair, if the guy can get me a acceptably looking friend of his nude on webcam in an effort to keep up their pretense of being female... I'll take what I can get.
  17. Eisregen_NA

    Retcon Anyone?

    Well, I do know you've come a long way from the little **** you were when I first stumbled over you many years ago. And I'm aware of all the gender-ambiguity you've worked at. I just can't believe people fall for it. Especially since on the net, the first rule is to assume it's a guy until you get them naked on a webcam.
  18. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    I am too - German and Scandinavian
    Well, it's not showing. Unless that's your Scandinavian side showing through.
  19. Eisregen_NA

    Retcon Anyone?

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    Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay View Post
    Crap, now I need a new origin story. Should I have a gender this time around? It may help. Or... oh! Oh! Can we retcon me back to when everyone thought I was a lesbian? Those were fun times. ^_^

    So. Many. Possibilities...

    I'm a llama.
    People actually thought that? Ah well, people want to be manipulated.
  20. Eisregen_NA

    Retcon Anyone?

    Hell, I invented that ****. Computers I mean, not CoH. That's right, I secretly am Konrad Zuse, talking to you through a mind-machine interface from my cryogenic Godwomb.
  21. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas View Post
    You do realize that you don't live in Germany, or you'd have been killed by the giant falling Death Star?
    I am still German. You can move us, but you can't take our desire for efficiency and mass murder away.
  22. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    Thank you for your work - I don't think any of the players are blaming the Mods for this - we know you're only obeying orders
    The Nuremberg trials found otherwise, to point to your beloved rules and laws of man. Obeying an order to commit a crime does not wash one's hands of the responsibility for said crime.
  23. ******* lazy *** Americans.

    In Germany, that forum wipe would have happened hours ago.
  24. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Kelenar View Post
    Three cups? Seriously? That sounds too sweet for hummingbirds.
    Not after they let the teabags sit for ten minutes. By the time there's more tannins than anything else in the water. You might as well have cooked out cigarette butts at that rate, and sugar will be the only thing saving your dirt water from being poured out. That said, I'd still rather pour it out from the sound of it.