E_3000

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    Our favorite excerpt from Lord Recluse's stirring 2008 election speech:

    "These are not free Isles or democratic Isles - these are the Rogue Isles. These are not safe Isles or weak Isles or just Isles or tolerant Isles - these are the Rogue Isles. And you will all bow before me."

    Congratulations to Lord Recluse for winning another national election with 99.97% of the vote!

    Wrong-vote audit deliberations will be televised at 7pm tonight, with execution coverage at 9pm. Readers are reminded that viewing the execution coverage is MANDATORY for all citizens over the age of twelve.


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    Glad I voted for him then.
  2. E_3000

    World War Rikti

    I'd Kinda like to see a Rikti Survival Guide.
  3. (While Playing Guitar) If Everyone Cared, and nobody cried. If everyone loved, and nobody lied. If everyone shared, and swallowed their pride. Then we'd see the day that nobody died...
  4. Bah! I always knew Clockwork was too soft to be considered a REAL villain!

    ...No I'm not crying! I just...have something in my optics is all. (Sob, sniffle)