Cycloooone_Comet

I think you've all forgotten one organization that obviously must use the greatest scientists in the world to produce the best product in the universe...

EL SUPER MEXICANO!! Best tostadas EV4R!

Thanks to Zekiran_Immortal for the screenshot that gave me the idea. Click the link to view the picture before reading on:

http://www.deviantart.com/view/11765266/

HANDWRITING

Dr. Vahzilok glared at his minions, who cowered in bewilderment at his sudden rage. "You idiots! What did my note say?! WELL?!"

The terrified Mortificator held out the note. "S-sir, you said to... I mean, we thought... your handwriting isn't all that good, sir..."

Doctor Vahzilok snatched the note and deliberately and bitingly read it out. " 'Our- next- experiment- will- require- a- lot- of- bodies.' LOT OF BODIES! Not 'auto-bodies'! You're stripped of command!"

"B-but, sir, I wasn't in command..."

"Well, who was?!"

A Cadaver raised its hand and grinned stupidly, green vomitus drooling from the corners of its mouth.

The good doctor said nothing for a while, then quietly said, "And why were you fools obeying the intricate designs of a lackwit automaton, might I enquire?"

The Mortificator thought for a second, then quickly removed a second note from a pocket in his apron. "Um... I think maybe your handwriting is even worse in thi..."

Above, on the streets of Kings Row, a hero stopped cold, then grabbed his supergroup-supplied radio. "Hey, guys, I just heard a weird sound, like an underground explosion and a dwindling scream all rolled into one. Anyone up for a sewer mission?"

THE END

Neat.

A few suggestions:

"I'm broke." - I wasn't sure for a bit who was speaking; maybe change it to "I said I'm broke." to clarify.

"...incriminate..." - I think you mean either "recriminate" or some word like "blame".

"...while Jesus sweat blood..." - Should be "sweated".

"...knelt down to wash Holden’s feet." - This is a bit unusual for someone to do; maybe Holden's feet are injured? Or maybe the water from the ice cube drips onto his feet.

I finally went for it a week or two ago and created a female character. So far, nothing bad has happened, and as Scott Kurtz once said, it's a bit more fun watching a girl in spandex from behind than a guy in spandex.

I was also in a task force that happened to be me (as a male hero) and four females, and I cracked a joke that I was a lucky man, and then cracked another joke about how I might not be lucky and it's "really" an all-guy team. One of them protested that she was indeed a female playing a female, the rest just giggled.

Kewl! Ph34r my l33t pwrz d00d!

...Man, that's hard to type. I'd understand if l33t-sp34k was easier to type, but it isn't, so why oh why do it?