HANDWRITING (only 199 words, with picture!)
By
Blood_Wolffe,
Posted on: 2005-06-16 23:12 in Roleplaying
That is funny. I mean really funny. You get an LOL, some stars, and a request to expand on it.
Good Job. That is Hilarious
"NO....No clowns" - Positron
50s: Smasha (SS/SD Brute), House Rules (Mind/Thorn Dom), Wind of Mind (Illusion/Storm Controller), Coraxa (Kat/Inv Scrapper), Summer's Dream (Fortunata)
Thanks to Zekiran_Immortal for the screenshot that gave me the idea. Click the link to view the picture before reading on:
http://www.deviantart.com/view/11765266/
HANDWRITING
Dr. Vahzilok glared at his minions, who cowered in bewilderment at his sudden rage. "You idiots! What did my note say?! WELL?!"
The terrified Mortificator held out the note. "S-sir, you said to... I mean, we thought... your handwriting isn't all that good, sir..."
Doctor Vahzilok snatched the note and deliberately and bitingly read it out. " 'Our- next- experiment- will- require- a- lot- of- bodies.' LOT OF BODIES! Not 'auto-bodies'! You're stripped of command!"
"B-but, sir, I wasn't in command..."
"Well, who was?!"
A Cadaver raised its hand and grinned stupidly, green vomitus drooling from the corners of its mouth.
The good doctor said nothing for a while, then quietly said, "And why were you fools obeying the intricate designs of a lackwit automaton, might I enquire?"
The Mortificator thought for a second, then quickly removed a second note from a pocket in his apron. "Um... I think maybe your handwriting is even worse in thi..."
Above, on the streets of Kings Row, a hero stopped cold, then grabbed his supergroup-supplied radio. "Hey, guys, I just heard a weird sound, like an underground explosion and a dwindling scream all rolled into one. Anyone up for a sewer mission?"
THE END