Coin

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I think he threw it. He was throwing out hardly any attacks, it looked fishy I tells ya.

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Threw it??

How dare you, Sir!!

I couldn't hit him with anything decent cos he kept bouncing around like a kangaroo on ecstacy, such was his fear of me :P

Besides, he kept stealthing, how fair is that!!

Ah well, Coin is no longer looking for love.......Coin stands alone.....always.

The time came.....it was a truly momentous battle......but I got my [censored] kicked, 15-1.....but I TOTALLY got a kill!!

Ah well, true love never did run smoothly, so I've sent Coin off to the Shadow Shards to pine forever more

Dude, I stuff bears for a living, you don't scare me!!

Ok, the time has been set for 5pm UK time, so that's about an hour and a half for me to book the ambulance.......


but who for?? DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!

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Mes is ready to go, we're waiting on Coin!!! *wonders if he's chickening out"

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I would never chicken out of a quest for true love!!

I just need a time

I never did get revenge for S4, stealing Ruby from you will be a good way to do it :P

MESMEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!

You! Arena! Now!!

Well.....ok, tomorrow then

You should read the Coin storyline on the Femmes forum, she's in that

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Pocket D would be acceptable to Coin, he has no fear of the villainous type that frequent them......as long as his ex doesn't turn up, she's pure evil! :S

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I'm sure the overwhelming majority of people who know Coin's ex would disagree quite vehemently with your opinion of her, myself included.

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Dude, I'm talking about Bad-Penny, my elec/elec brute, Coin's ex and the mother of Shrapnell?

And yes, she is pure evil, she killed a man!

Ruby Dragon on the other hand is a love beyond reproach and worth fighting for!

Bring it on Mighty

Pocket D would be acceptable to Coin, he has no fear of the villainous type that frequent them......as long as his ex doesn't turn up, she's pure evil! :S

Sorry, forgot to say, this will be on Defiant

I would like to make an announcement!

After recently having his heart broken, Coin has found a new love, a new soul that he desires, a new passion for him to fight for, in the form of the beautiful Ruby Dragon!!

However, Ruby is already betrothed to the foul and loathsome evil form that is Mesmer!!

So, in a battle to the death, Coin has challenged Mesmer for the heart and soul of Ruby Dragon!!

The battle will take place tomorrow night, Thursday 24th January in the Galaxy City Arena, time to be determined!!

For those who wish to watch Mesmer being destroyed, please, feel free to attend and cheer on our interpid hero!*

That is all.

*Seriously, he's a proper PvPer and he's gonns kick me from here to the Shadow Shards, if anyone wants to see me being mutilated, please come and bring towels, plasters and bandages.....lots of bandages!

Hehe, many thanks all, it's been a long time coming but was thoroughly enjoyable

Who'd have thought my second 50 would be a Defender??

*watches the queue get longer and longer*

Riiiiiiiiight.....

Knocked this up earlier, amused me at the time

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Monty Coin's Flying Heroes
"Four Heroes" Sketch

Inspired by...
Monty Python's Flying Circus -
"Four Yorkshiremen" Sketch


The Players:
Coin;
Fire Guardian
Lord Spawnus;
Xanthus

The Scene:
Four well-costumed Superheroes are sitting together at a vacation resort.
'Atlas Park Theme' is played in the background on Hawaiian guitar.

COIN:
Aye, very enjoyable team, that, very enjoyable bit of fighting.

FIRE GUARDIAN:
Nothing like a good bit of fighting Freakshow, eh, Coin?

XANTHUS:
You're right there, Fire Guardian.

SPAWNUS:
Who'd have thought thirty year ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking chilled Respites, eh?

COIN:
In them days we was glad to have the inf for a Single Origin Enhancement

FIRE GUARDIAN:
A Dual Origin Enhancement!

SPAWNUS:
Without Enhancements!.

XANTHUS:
Or Powers!

COIN:
In a Supergroup without teleporters in the base an' all

SPAWNUS:
Oh, we never had a Base. We used to have to run to all zones via trams.


FIRE GUARDIAN:
The best we could manage was to hope for a passing hero to Speed Boost us.

XANTHUS:
But you know, we were happy in those days, though we had debt.

COIN:
Because we had debt! None of the debt at lvl 10 nonsense, was full debt for us at lvl 5! My old Dad used to say to me, "XP doesn't buy you happiness, son".

SPAWNUS:
Aye, 'e was right.

COIN:
Aye, 'e was. And there were none of these badge things either!

SPAWNUS:
I was happier then and I had nothin'. We used to live in this tiny supergroup base with just a teleporter to Kings Row.

FIRE GUARDIAN:
Base?! You were lucky to have a base! We used to live inside the Atlas Statue, all seventy-five of us, no teleporters, 'alf the globe was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling.

XANTHUS:
Eh, you were lucky to have a Globe!! We used to have to live in Boomtown!

COIN:
Oh, we used to dream of livin' in Boomtown! Would ha' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old ruined building in t' Hollows. We got woke up every morning by having a load of Outcasts and Skulls attacking us! Base? Huh.

SPAWNUS:
Well, when I say base it was only a hole in the ground being attacked by the Circle Of Thorns, but it was a base to us.

FIRE GUARDIAN:
We were evicted from our 'ole in the ground; we 'ad to go and live in a lake in Atlas Park.

XANTHUS:
You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in t' skip in t' middle o' road.

COIN:
Metal skip?

XANTHUS:
Aye.

COIN:
You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a bus stop in Steel Canyon. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, remove the super speed heroes stuck in the bus stop, eat a stale Insight, go to fight down t' Galaxy City, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for six inf a week, and when we got home Bridger would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.

FIRE GUARDIAN:
Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake and remove all the Corolax, eat a handful of 'ot Break Frees, fight Council twenty hour day at Brickstown for two inf a month, come home, and Stasis would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!

XANTHUS:
Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to 'ave to get up out of skip at twelve o'clock at night and lick Atlas Park wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold Catch A Breath, fought Devouring Earth twenty-four hours a day at Founders Falls for six inf every four years, and when we got home Kerensky would slice us in two wit' bread knife.

SPAWNUS:
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, bloody Ouroboros that was, drink a cup of acidic Respite, work twenty-nine hours a day fighting Hamidon, and pay Hamidon for permission to attack him....her.....it, and when we got home, Statesman and Miss Liberty would kill us and dance about on our graves singing the Atlas Park Theme.

COIN:
And you try and tell the young heroes of today that ..... they won't believe you.

ALL:
They won't!

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how do we go about getting one done of our toon?

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I reckon the passing of monies would be a good start

Seriously though, this is awesome!

Awesome work!! Well impressed, Psy!

Sung to the tune of Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz

Hahahahahahahahaha,
BadgeWhore,
BadgeWhore,
BadgeWhore,
BadgeWhore,
BadgeWhore,
BadgeWhore,
BadgeWhore,
BadgeWhore,
BadgeWhore,.........

Rikti's breaking down on a Monkeys back.
One Thousand have to go so they don't come back
So all you fill the streets fighting off the Rikti
You need to kill one hundred so you get the Sentry
You've got a new agenda It's a hunters style.
You see the heal-less Blaster who will never smile.
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My badges got to shine, because I don't get sleep, no..

Badges, badges for my toon
Hunt forever like a loon
Fighting villains in Brickstown
Prisoner bosses falling down
Hunt forever, hunting's free
Lets hunt forever you and me
Badges, badges for my toon
Is everybody in?

Firing gas, the Web's back Toxic attack,
Lining them up with a wise crack,
Lay these Spiders at the track
Its my AOE attack.
kk, gotta get to the top of this tree
Tree Hugger badge on the branch of this tree
Watch me use my Raptor Pack
Hahahahahahaa.
Yo, we gonna go Ghost Town,
This Fog Town,
Dark Astoria
The Graveyard place
Complete the task
Team? You ask
With no sound
You kill the Mask.
So don't stop, get it, get it
Kill all Contaminateds.
Look I got the Isolator
Hahahahahhaa

BadgeWhore, AHHHHahahahah [x4]

Badges, badges for my toon
Hunt forever like a loon
Fighting villains in Brickstown
Prisoner bosses falling down
Hunt forever, hunting's free
Lets hunt forever you and me
Badges, badges for my toon
Is everybody in?

Don't stop, get it, get it
We are the BadgeWhores here
Watch me get the Accolade,
Ahahahahahhaa.
Don't stop, get it, get it
We are the BadgeWhores here
Watch me get the Accolade
Ahahahahahhaa.

BadgeWhore, AHHHHahahahaha
BadgeWhore,
BadgeWhore, AHHHHahahahaha
BadgeWhore....

Gratz matey

Massive gratz to my buddy, Killer Queen!

She just hit 50 on Robot Tanker

2 down, 10 to go

Ladies and gents,

I am sooooo proud to announce that tonight, my wife, Mrs Coin, the ultimate in gaming newbies, hit lvl 50 on her scrapper tonight!

I am sooooooo chuffed for her

Nice work Ruby darling!

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hehehehe

Gratz angel

Wahay, grats dudes!

I've given up, everything I write just seems awful to me, so I admit defeat and stick to what I'm good at.........whatever that is.