BlackAmaranth

Good man!
My 2 favorite Hero Zones are Croatoa and Faultline. I totally understand not wanting out outlevel them.

When you go through those Arcs, hit me up. I'll gladly run with ya.

Some yes, Some no.

I've never used "Super Speed". But, ALL my toons have "Stamina".

Backstory: She accused me of being the father of her made up pregnancy, when she and I had never slept together. I just let her crash at my house because she was too drunk to accurately describe where she lived (yeah, THAT's drunk!). I put her in my bed, and I slept on the couch. The next morning I took her home and apparently the obsession started there.
When it was finally proven that I never slept with her, she demanded that I sleep with her.... RIGHT THEN! That's what I get for being a nice guy. A Completely whacked out stalker.

Now, I like crazy women, but even *I* have a line! And she was MILES passed it!
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The upside is, I at least have one "C-A-RAZY Stalker Story" to go with my "C-A-RAZY Girlfriend Stories". It's good to have the complete set! I think it comes from the Comic Book Collector in me.

My Bacon is OVER 9,000!

Mike has come to find TheJeff I hear.
mikeanderson, World Savior, and finder of Jeffs.

Think so huh?
For the record, 2 of my ex-girlfriends have done time in a Mental Institution, and by time I mean over 6 months. And I had another one arrested for assault (she was trying to rip my clothes off in my front yard while screaming at the top of her lungs for me to have sex with her), then trying to burn down my house when I ran inside and locked the door. She McGyvered a Molotov made from her perfume and some Kleenex from her purse.
No Joke.
My soul has suffered worse scars than you could ever dish out.
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In lighter news....
How 'bout that threesome?

That's why god made the ménage à trois.

Good Call, my friend.
*downloads song to ipod*
I forgot I'd meant to download it, myself.

I love you.

I don't think the Mods of the BMT channel tolerate such things.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!
*gets drowsy*
no..... steal..... buzz..... need.... caffeine.....
*head hits desk*
*snore*

True Story.

Obviously or you wouldn't have so many kids!
Speaking of, you need to get them to play your toons more often....
They play better.

I'm good with either Team name, as long as you get MY name right!
I'm Knee High Crab Guy!
YOU GOT THAT!
If not, your shins could be in danger!

It's only Pingu Master runs that I screw up.
Normally ones that don't involve me signing on to Pingu Vent go OK.

You may extrapolate the reasoning for yourself.

Coherence, it's not just for breakfast anymore.

I say we just all meet up in RWZ 2 as NetMinder Suggests.
Don't deprive us of our Vanguard Merits.
For some of us it's all we have.

Since I'm rarely the leader on Pingu Teams, and Ping has inscribed it in the by-laws of the SG that members have to do whatever possible to advertise my hilarity and lack of skills, it can assured that observers would be allowed, and probably actively recruited.

I dunno about that.....
I get enough people on Pingu Vent laughing at me on our TFs when I screw up a Master run. The last thing I need is a bigger audience for my epic fails.

Sounds like you're describing the Playmate of the Month.

Sleeping?!??!
I thought we were having a Ship Licking contest!
... I guess I was winning then.