BadStorm

*climbs up to the top of the Rookery Tower and lets down her golden hair*

Dang, I need to shave that thang.

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It's the only way to get rid of them. I urge all legitmate players of the game

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Please define "legitimate" and cite documentary support for such a definition.

Thank you.

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Leg-it-im-ate: Pertaining to gender. ex: "despite the appearance of a trouser-snake, Troy Hickman may or may not be a woman."

I want in.


...and out.




...and in.





...and out.





Rinse and repeat.

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Destroy All Humans!

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This moistens my nethers.

Just be thankful you didn't wake up with a burning sensation when you pee.


I lost the recharger for my Mother's L'il Helper and boy am i getting frustrated.

I edit others VV pages all the time.

I usually add the line "enjoys shaving goats then dressing them in thongs..."

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Why so blue? :<

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Real life relationship woes.

Hiya Rookers,

I'm depressed, so I'll just sit in a dark corner here. If someone can occasionally toss a glass of vodka on me, I'd be grateful.

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I have Virtue Gone Crazy 1 and 2. Second one was at Mardi Gras and was a lot better.

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Give me my beads back

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You DON'T wanna know where I stored mine.

You call it Waldo?

*struts into thread, silk bathrobe askew, hair dishevelled*

Someone rub my feet. NOW.

I'll also need a volunteer to help with my bikini-waxing...big weekend ahead.

*crawls out of bed and into thread*

Need.
Coffee.
STAT!

*dies*

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Hugh #1. Brad is smelly. *yuck*

And email is how we've been communicating. At least he was nice enough to try and call about dumping me, but then was "busy" when I tried to call back.

And Bad, what do you play here, villains only?

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I have a full range of Heroes and Villains...you may have seen me Hero side as...

Las Vegas!
Grandmaster!
Highlord!
Warblood!
Medieval!
Speedometer!

...and many others!

As an Australian, he could go down under on me anytime!

*daydreams about getting "snikt" by Hugh Jackman*

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Here's what the email says about Pisces:

PISCES- The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20 ) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague.. Sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish... Good kisser. Beautiful.

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*drops most of her clothing to the floor, reclines*

So, whatcha got on Scorpio's??

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*...no one is afraid of green holes*

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Isn't that a James T. Kirk quote?

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You're also apparently James T Kirk?!

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With Nipples on the mind.

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Green nipples and ham.

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I am Spock
Spock I am

That Spock-I-am!
That Spock-I-am!
I do not like that Spock-I-am!

Do you like
green nipples and ham?
I do not like them, Spock-I-am.
I do not like
green nipples and ham.

Would you like them
here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.

I do not like
green nipples and ham.
I do not like them, Spock-I-am.

Would you like them in a starship?
Would you like them with tribble-cheese dip?

I do not like them
in a ship.
I do not like them
with tribble dip.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green nipples and ham.
I do not like them,
Spock-I-am.

Would you eat them
on the bridge?
Would you eat them
off a Klingon's ridge?

Not in a ship.
Not with tribble dip.
Not on the bridge.
Nor off a Klingon's ridge.
I would not eat them
here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green nipples and ham.
I do not like them, Spock-I-am.

Illogical.

Morning, Rookettes.

Payday today...beer & hookers are on me.

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!


Oh, I'm sorry...did I misunderstand something?


I'm blonde this week.

I am known as the easiest player in the CoX world.




*whistles innocently*




That being said, my times mesh with yours, and I'm on every server...so send me a /tell, or a global invite at /BadStorm and lets go whup some butt!

XP hates you.

The real question is, how will it taste when you are vomiting it back up, out your nose?

Dear Caves,


Bite me, fanboy.


Love,

The Emerald Chesticles of DOOOM!

Why do I lubs ex-Philotic?


Because he typed that whole wall of text without his hands or feet, while standing in another room.

*swoons lustily*