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...you list your super group base on TIMESHARES.COM.
...spend months remodeling your supergroup base complete with libraries, bowling alley, and fountains, but haven't changed the burnt out light bulb in the hallway, fixed that leaky faucet, or mowed the lawn in over two months. -
...a family trip the see the Ringling Brothers' carnival triggers a quick stop at a hardware store for temporary weapons.
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...you are in your local bank, and it doesn't feel right, because the customers are not running around scared and confused.
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...if you have a Pavlovian drooling response at the mere mention of Double XP weekend.
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...if you can rattle off the last five AV's you battled, but don't know the names of the last two presidents.
...if you can rattle off each zone in alphabetical order but don't know the names of the town surrounding you.
...if you have uncovered every inch of the game (including the sewers, abandoned sewers, and the Shadow Shard), but don't even know where your washer and dryer are in your apartment complex. -
...if a stroll through the park refers to you patrolling Atlas.
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...if your dartboard contains a picture of Reichsman, Recluse, or Fusionette. But especially Fusionette...grrrrr.
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...if you spend more money upgrading your computer than you spend on the vehicle that takes you to work everyday, so that you won't crash on the next trial.
...if you list loading into a zone before anyone on your list of accomplishments.
...If your bucket list contains one or more references to MO badges. -
...if A&E agrees to put you on the next episode for Intervention for your unhealthy MMO habit.
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...your dog will now only respond to your voice on Ventrilo.
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...if your mom activates a free CoH trial account, so that she can send you tells that dinner is ready.
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...if you get several viruses in an attempt to find websites that offer costume codes from conventions you never attended.
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...if the police list your last known address as Pocket D.
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Quote:Hehe...and in the theme of "You might be a Redneck if" where they occassionally add to an existing entry...Originally Posted by Kragothe
...if your main character has their own Facebook page. (Kragothe Valour is on FB)
...if your main character has their own Facebook page and you, yourself, only have a MySpace account. -
If people are still interested, I would be willing to run the Raids again.
I loved running them, because I was able to team with a lot of people I don't usually team with. There was a period of two months though where I sort of dropped off the game.
There were also a few weeks before that where the we couldn't field enough players. We went in with shorten teams and nearly failed. It was not a fun experience and some people were getting rather upset...feeling it was due to lack of planning and not lack of firepower.
My biggest wish is for everyone to have fun. If that doesn't happen, why bother. But at any rate. Let me look at my schedule and see it we can get this going again. -
...if you are at the annual manditory group sensitity training at work, and you are honestly wondered who the noob in the group is that's making all of you go through this cutscene again.
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...if, when you are watch any speech, you keep looking to the side and behind the speaker, expecting to see someone posing or doing a Michael Jackson dance.
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...if you walk pass the produce aisle and can't stop thinking of the BAF trial.
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...if you send in an identical petition, after the first was rejected, hoping to get "the nice GM" this time.
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...if you contenplate renaming your kids Sparcetriel, Trepsarciel, and Ractespriel.
...if you understood that last referrence without needing the Google it. -
...if you watch the movie 300 and you criticize Gerald Butler because Statesman shouldn't have a beard and his cape is all wrong. And what's with the broom pad on the top of the helmet. hehe.
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...if you start running down the middle of the road to avoid everyone on the sidewalk as you make your way to a bus stop.
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...if you idea of a romantic movie night consists of popcorn and SAMURAIKOPRODUCTIONS.COM.
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...if you have hundreds of things to wear, but no more than five complete outfits at a time.
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...if you and your fiance/fiancee have a gift registry at the NCSoft store.
...if you tell your dress designer that you want the gown patterned in a "Excess Plus", "Hearts Plus", or "Angelic Plus" style.
...if you attempt to find Stephanie Pebbles to commission your wedding bands because you feel it will provide additional resistance against thrown rice.
...if you try to convince the priest (or equilvalent for your religion) to wear a fully self-contained environmental suit, so he can look more like Positron during the ceremony.