Azure Lightstar

Cohort
  • Posts

    211
  • Joined

  1. ...your global list exceeds that number of people that graduated at you high school this year.

    ...your global ignore lists exceeds the populations of some third world countries, but most of those on the list are not spammers. You just want to be left alone to play the game.
  2. ...you modify your toaster so that your toast will look like inspirations...buttered Rage...yum.

    ...you buy a bunch of toasters from the thrift store in order to modify so that you can have a complete set of each inspiration.
  3. ...you log in 3 minutes before a server maintenance, knowing there is one happening then, in the hopes of getting a pillbox or at least a heavy before the servers kick you out.
  4. ...you hand out sugar cookies during the holidays decorated to look like alignment icons.
  5. ...you are starting to look for stores that carry the CoH collectable card game.
  6. ...you were hoping that the new Time Manipulation power would actually give you more time to play CoH with.
  7. Indeed it was a mistake on my part.

    Should be 5 pm Eastern / 4 pm Central
  8. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Azure Lightstar View Post
    ...you are at a singles bar, and you refuse to give out your cellphone number until that person performs a series of missions for you first
    Hehe...A story arc that will never be...

    -sigh-

    Mission
    ================================================== ======
    1. Patrol the bar for hotties and report back your findings. (patrol mission)
    2. Go there and talk to your wingman. (contact mission)
    3. Interrogate people in bar for information regarding stolen wallet. (defeat all with boss)
    4. Recover stolen wallet. (glowie mission)
    5. With wallet in hand, go rescue that hottie on the dance floor and exit safely from bar. (rescue mission)

    You might be a CoH addict if you come up with scenarios such as these. =D
  9. ...you are at a singles bar, and you refuse to give out your cellphone number until that person performs a series of missions for you first
  10. ...someone asks you what has inspired you the most in life, and you answer that Escape and Restoration are your greatest inspirations.
  11. ...not counting paragonwiki and the forums, you have 5 or more CoH related websites listed in your favorites.
  12. I'm shooting to have a Rikti Mothership Raid this Sunday (July 31) at 5 PST (4 CST). I tend to do better with 3 or more full teams, so please come join us and bring friends. If you want, you even bring bacon and cookies...or cookies with bacon in them.
  13. I'm looking to start running a few MO-Keyes attempts with Omega's tutorlage.

    What day of the week works best for everyone? My schedule is very sketchy at times, but Sunday afternoons tend to work best for me.

    Just as a warning. It may take a few additional attempts because we'll most likely have a different group dynamic than with Omega leading. But I'm confident that with a little patience, we will succeed with me at the helm as well.
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by VixenHealer View Post
    When you have the MOST posts in the addict thread...*looks at Azure Lightstar*...
    *gives Vixen an innocent look*

    I'm not a addict...It's a Nemesis plot, started by Omega, which obviously I'm not taking part in...yeah...and...and...it's not me that's posting...it's someone that looks and sounds like me...yeah...maybe it's some praetorian person...yeah...no posts coming from me...nope...In fact, I think it might even be a plot to keep all of us on the forums and not on the game at all defeating the great and wonderful forces of Nemesis...I mean...evil vile forces of Nemesis.

    ...

    ...

    ...NOT ME...I'm not an addict!

    *curls in fetal position*
  15. ...you, during this heat wave, are running one fan to cool the house down for your family, and three fans to cool down your computer.
  16. ...your most googled or binged word is "paragonwiki" or "MIDS"
  17. ...you insist on verify name availability on CoH before naming your newborn.
  18. ...you are in a heated argument involving three globals, where none of the globals will compromise with the other two, AND two of those globals belong to you.
  19. ...you have an urge to work with Bono on a new musical called, Me and My Shadow Shard.
  20. ...you'd pay good money to see a movie called, Reichsman II - The Wrath of Khan.
  21. ...you can list "the Vanguard" on your job applications as having had military service experience.
  22. ...you have a bumpersticker which reads, "CoX, drugs would be cheaper!"
  23. ...you injure your index finger due to excessive mouse clicking and pass it off as a sport injury to "impress the chicks".