Ashcraft

Multimedia Genius - 11-21-2011
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  1. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Amygdala View Post
    Welcome aboard!

    Please don't hesitate to look me up @Amygdala if you need anything.
    Especially task forces! Amy runs a mean, mean TF.

    EDIT: Oh, and you might want to check out the drama guide HERE. It will help explain some of the other threads in the Champion forums. >.>
  2. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Samuel_Tow View Post
    This was never funny to begin with, unless you're five years old and believe yelling random words is PARSNIPPARSNIPPARSNIPPARSNIPPARSNIP funny. And it isn't.
    Haters gonna hate.



    Seriously, lighten up.
  3. This was a lot of fun. I missed CC's like this.
  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Zwillinger View Post
    4. Lists are hard yo! (Seriously...it took the entire OCR team 30 minutes to come up with this one!)
    Let me help. Initiating supplemental Steelclaw appreciation list in 3...2...1...

    Top ten reasons the CoH Community loves Steelclaw:

    1. Steelclaw posts average 3.77 liters of drink spat/snorted out due to laughter.

    2. Steelclaw has compiled detailed excel files on the psychological weakness of every COH developer and will use them if ever angered.

    3. Steelclaw has never been that angry. Be thankful.

    4. Steelclaw lost 44 pages of jokes about Azuria losing things. Blamed Azuria.

    5. Steelclaw's fair and balanced abuse of all CoH lore leaves no minor character unscathed. Willie Wheeler is still nursing his wounds.

    6. Steelclaw is the secret president of the Society for the Awareness of Nemesis Plots, and has exposed upwards of 65,000 Nemesis Plots just through random guessing.

    7. Steelclaw is a Nemesis Plot.

    8. Steelclaw would never accuse me of just guessing on that last statement.

    9. Steelclaw feeds Mako every Thursday to stop him from snacking on new players. This is not always successful, but its the thought that counts.

    10. Steelclaw loves us more than his lists... barely.
  5. I do love a good stack of pancakes. Do they come with popcorn on top?
  6. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Cherry Cupcakes View Post
    seriously. this. is. so. stupid.
  7. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Celestial_Lord View Post
    Seconded
  8. Quote:
    Originally Posted by NewPing View Post
    Hmm, rules? In an organized format? This seems inappropriate.
    I was under the impression that the Rules of BMT were hand-carved into the pillars of creation (and the back of Positron's head) and that each of the Chosen Moderators had to undertake a great quest to retrieve the sacred tombs at the risk of losing their sense of humor!

    But that was the original print, Thanks for the new and shiny Collectors Edition!
  9. Ashcraft

    BMT rules?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Myrmydon View Post
    All of this piddly server drama needs to come to an end.
    Haven't I gone over what horrible consequences we will face if there was no Champion drama? Piddly server drama has been an established part of Champion Server since 2004.
  10. Ashcraft

    FYI - Break

    Bleated congratz to you, Force. May all your fights end in laughter and all your memories be good ones. *raises glass*
  11. Wow. The reactions in this thread are interesting ,to say the least.

    I see a few people who don't want to play with freepers.
    I see many more waiting to see what will happen.
    I see some who will stay on champion no matter what.
    I see some excited to see old friends coming back to the game. (Me included.)

    How many of you look at this as a way to teach new players about what makes Champion great?

    There will be many new players who have never experienced fly, never ninja-kicked a bad guy through a wall, never met their double in a mission and gone 'OMG... wait, his costume is better than mine.' and I'll have the chance to show them all of this.

    What I'm saying it: We have choices, but one choice that hasn't been considered much is that of HELPING the new players become good players.

    Just my two cents.
  12. Quote:
    Originally Posted by prvtslacker View Post
    we must be loosing our touch
    Where has all the drama gone?
  13. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Silas View Post
    T
    More guides to write oh me oh my.
    If its any consolation, I look forward to more guides as they make me LOL.
  14. Big congrats, you two!
  15. I still miss the days before ED and the aggro cap. I still try to herd entire missions....

    I miss Silas. I haven't seen him since I've been back. Tell me he's just lurking.
  16. Ashcraft

    solo apex

    You are nuts. (In a good way)
  17. Force is a Valentine's Baby?

    HBD, man.
  18. Quote:
    [BMT of Champion]Battling Beastman: LGTF disbanded. Not enough interested
    [BMT of Champion]Stormfront: just logged in, any incarnate TFs forming?
    [BMT of Champion]Madame M.: Me and Lady Grey used to be in the same sorority. but when she clearly was messing around with my boyfriend bobby, we totally fell apart.
    [BMT of Champion]Cobalt Azurean: ...
    [BMT of Champion]Madame M.: so yeah... i'm not interested in helping her butt.
    [BMT of Champion]Gebo: Thats not what i expected to read in bmt
    You guys have been slacking off lately. No quotes since December? I am disappointed.
  19. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Amygdala View Post
    So I ended up killing them. I killed every last one he had. I was frantic trying to decide how to hide all those dead pink ponies, so I stored them in my Port-a-gloo (portable igloo) where I knew no one would look.
    You are awesome. Here is your reward.
  20. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Patteroast View Post
    My SG drama has mostly been caused by cases of one prominent leader of a SG deciding that they hate another prominent leader, and everything going to hell.
    This. So This. Normally over something not worth spending 2 minutes fighting about yet it goes on for days.


    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Amygdala View Post
    True story.

    I just can't cope under the weight of your demands!
    To be fair, the first four ponies you gave Horus were already dead.
  21. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Aneko View Post
    Some years ago my Social Anxiety Disorder killed my Limbic Resonance and buried it in the woods. <.<
    Then Horus found it and sold it at Wentworths.