Argonaut_NA

I'm a level 50 EM/SR stalker.

I once freeclimbed Mount Kilimanjaro and swam across the Atlantic Ocean wearing nothing but a speedo. YEAH! I did them BOTH wearing nothing but a speedo.

I snuck in to the dark palaces of Stan: The King of the Moon. I dodged bullets shot at me by Ubermenschen working for Hitler's Brain. I can walk home in the pouring rain and dodge every drop, showing up bone dry. I can avoid a point blank shotgun blast to the face.

Don't believe me? Well, I'm writing this right now. If I'd been hit by any shotgun blasts to the face, -I wouldn't be writing this, would I-?!?!?!

I once dodge so fast, I stepped through time itself and fought a superpowered gladiator in ancient Rome and prevented the evil dictatorial gladiator from conquering the world. Don't remember anything in history about him ruling the world? -That's because I went back in time to change history-!

bl33v m3! This post has a lot of exclamation points!!!!! A lot!!!1!1!one!!

Some of you may argue the historicity and truth of my points. I have a counterargument:
You're wrong.

Can't argue that, can you? Come up with all the logic you want, but if you're wrong, you're wrong. And _I SAID IT FIRST_!!!

Just as an aside, about that whole Galaxy Class/Bird of Prey thing? As someone almost completely unfamiliar with Star Trek(Other than knowing that James Doohan was an alumni of my high school), I was able to figure out the following:

1) Galaxy Class Starship is probably pretty big. A galaxy is pretty big.
2) A bird of prey is like a hawk or something.

Okay, so it's like a hawk out searching for something and suddenly -*WHAM*-. He gets hit by an orbital laser. Then, I hear that the Bird of Prey is some other ship later in the thread.

I liked my version better.