Ardua

Meh. He screwed up the plot and good thing too. If he hadn't, the likes of my family probably would have suffered even more.
Bob Geldof Vs Thatcher was better anyway.

My wife told me about this thread and that someone did a powerset for Boob Control.
Thus I present my own. It's not constructive or pertinent to the topic at hand.

1. Nipple slip (Ranged Single Target Immob)
2. Boob Jiggle (Ranged Single Target Hold)
3. Jumping Jacks (Ranged, Moderate Whiplash damage, Knock up)
4. Shimmy and Shake (Ranged Foe Confuse)
5. Baywatch Run (Ranged, Targeted AoE, Foe Sleep, Self -Run Speed)
6. Push Up Bra (Ranged, Targeted AoE, Foe Blind)
7. Flash Boobs (Ranged, Targeted AoE, Foe Hold)
8. Motorboat Self (Ranged Cone, Psionic Damage, Foe Placate)
9. "I'll let you X..." (Ranged, Targetted AoE, Foe Confuse, Foe Placate)

OR if you want a pet

9. Slutty Former College Dorm Mate
Uses Nipple Slip, Jumping Jacks, Motorboat Self
Resistance: Massive Cleavage (Def Smashing/Lethal)
Perky Nipples (Resistance to Cold)

Oh my God it's me! It's Ortus! My first 50. Can't remember when I last broke him out for proper play. Judging by the fact he's in Vanguard gear I think that was the post i-10 Reacti-weekend. Oh so many ship raids.