Me: I don't know Kelp.
ctab: I don't, either.
Me: Then why did you ask me if I knew Kelp?
ctab: Kelp doesn't want me to.
Me: I thought you didn't.... Oh wait, How do you mean Kelp doesn't want you to know him?
ctab: It's nice!
Me: Oh my! Lets change the subject.
ctab: But I like nonsense!