Angelikah_Wings

Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.

Wear a codpiece over your pants.

Sing the answers whenever you are asked a question.

One-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater in my pants - Sheb Wooley

After I threw up, I managed to escape to Witch Mountain. And then...

Stand nekkid in front of a door, and try to open it without using your hands.

won the lottery and hooked up with the REAL random kid (thinking it was me)and went off to live in the Bahamas. I set out to find a witch who could break the magic spell so I could return to my own body. And then...

A passing talent agent spotted me and said I was perfect for the starring roll in his next movie,"Passion in a soup can." And then...

Here comes the rain again in my pants - Eurithmics

Luckily for me it turned upside down and trapped an air bubble for me to beathe. I held onto the rubber raft edges and walked along the ocean floor, having no idea where I was headed. And then...

I said to her, "Go tell your mom she's calling you." and she left. I turned to go back inside, but went into the wrong door. And then...

As he whimpered like a little girl, curled up in the fetal position, I took pity on him and only kicked him 5 more times. Then I ran off to the hospital to see if they could remove the spoon from my nether regions. And then...

I proceeded to reinact the entire soundtrack to 'Happy Feet'. I had to dance very quickly as the soles of my feet were getting hot from the grill. Someone yelled out, "Put it on, baby..PLEASE put it on!" so I grabbed a soup spoon to cover my nekkidness. And then...

the mythical Roc swooped down and grabbed me by the shoulders. We flew high over the city, and soon I passed out. When I awoke I was on the ground again. And then...

It started to stomp and I had no control as it raced, dragging me out of the room and into the street. I ran and ran until I came to a sudden stop in front of a strange building. And then...