AgentQuartz

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  1. Hiya, my name's Dynamo Wasp. I like gathering pollen, eating fine cuisine and racing. If you're one of those filthy fleshsack bipeds, don't apply. In fact, don't apply if you're anything that doesn't have an exoskeleton you vile freaks. I'm about 4 centimeters long, 2 centimeters tall and my wingspan is about 6 centimeters. If you're in the Paragon area and have at least 6 legs, give me call or send an email to IHateMeatbags23@yahoo.com. Must like ants.
  2. Dynamo sat his black and yellow machine down on the bench of the dark, empty booth. The faux wasp wings retracted into the sides of the robot's neck. The white, warm glow of the window-eyes shined brightly on the camera lens. He was suprised that the machine didn't break the bench from the weight of its metal legs.

    "I guess I should get outta this thing" he said in his buzz-like, droning voice, pressing a few buttons here and pulling a few levers there. With a hissing release, the face of his robot opened up to reveal his tiny wasp body inside. Dynamo fluttered out and hovered right in front of the shiny black lens. "Well, lets get this going" Dynamo mumbled.

    "Please state your name and security level."

    The automated voice startled him a bit and caused him to lose his balance a bit. He gathered himself and straightened himself out.
    "Please state your name and security level!" the voice said again.

    "Alright, alright! My name is Dynamo Wasp, my security level is twenty-three" said Dynamo in monotone, mimicing the voice.

    The voice continued on to the next question. "Can you please tell us about your origin and powers?"

    "Yes. I'm from the planet Rynoll seven, ruled by the mighty Hyv Empire. I was sent to Earth originally scouting for a lost starship, but was asked to stay during the Rikti invasion. I've been here ever since. My powers come completely from the robot I pilot. It can expel electric bolts up to a little over 120 billion volts, and use its own power core to build up its physical power. Outside of the robot, my only defense is my own stinger." Dynamo raised his front leg to his head and struck it. "Probably shouldn't have mentioned that", he thought.

    "Please tell us about any hobbies or interests you might have." the voice boomed.

    "Well let's see. I do enjoy a good book now and then, but i'm mostly interested in your planet's visual media. Er, TV as you call it. My real hobby would have to be taking care of my robot. A bit like how the human men enjoy fixing an automobile." he told the voice.

    "How would you describe yourself?" the voice said.

    "Wow, how would I describe myself? I'm not especially outgoing, people aren't really fond of hanging around what they refer to as an insect. I've been best described as a mellow and vacant individual, not many things rile me up. To be honest I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or an insult" Dynamo answered.

    "Do you think you're easy to get along with?"

    Dynamo thought for a moment. Then, he replied "Oh, most definitely. I've never had a problem with anyone, aside from criminals of course."

    "Please tell us a little about one of your recent missions?"

    "Well, let's see" he said, flicking his antennae around. "Just a few days ago I and a few other heroes helped Sister Psyche take out that Clamor woman. Quite a match that was. Two of us almost didn't make it back."

    "Why do you wish to appear on Big Brother: Heroes?" the voice asked.

    "To be honest, i'd like to represent the non-human heroes out there. There are quite a few of us, but we're not featured much. I suppose I am a little jealous." Dynamo replied.

    "What do you think you will be able to bring to the Big Brother house?" the voice said.

    "Well, I uh" Dynamo stopped. "What can I bring?" he thought to himself. He started to speak again. "I am an excellent negotiator, or so i've been told. If an argument were to break out, I may just be able to resolve it."

    The voice asked yet another question. "What would you do if you win Big Brother Heroes?"

    Dynamo responded with a quick "I have no idea."

    The voice instantly responded "Thank you for your time. We will contact you in a few days to let you know the success of your audition. Good luck.”

    "Huh, I wonder if I did well." Dynamo thought to himself as he flew back into the robot's face. With a few quick button presses the face closed in the same hissing manner as before. "Guess I'll have to wait." Dynamo opened the curtain, and stepped out.
    He popped his wing cape out from the sides of the robot's neck, and took off.

    ((I can post pretty dang regularly, I just didn't have a reason to before. To be honest this would be my first time using an RP forum, i'm mostly used to chatroom style.))

    ((I'd love to be a part of this, yes.))