Awesome post!
Quick Question though:
How would I go about just putting this to a key so I could just hit the key to say a witty (read: cheesey) line? Perhaps like this?:
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@echo off
:TOP
for /f "delims=zzz" %%i in (phrases.txt) do (echo v "local %%i$$bind_load_file C:\kb\target.txt">target.txt)&&sleep 1&&echo %%i
GOTO TOP
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So this would technically make it so when you pushed v, you'd say a line, yes?