Yes, but...
Customer A walks into Kong Burger...
A: "I'd like two cheeseburgers and a coke."
Clerk: "Sorry, but we don't have cheeseburgers."
A: "Fine. I'll take two regular burgers and a coke."
Clerk: "Sorry, but we don't have burgers."
A: "This is Kong Burger, isn't it?"
Clerk: "Yes..."
A: "What do you have, then?"
Clerk: "Well, we have beef and cheese sandwitches."
A: "How is that different from a cheeseburger?"
Clerk: "They cost more and don't taste as good."
A: "Fine, but your coke better have ice in it."
Clerk: "Absolutely."
A *takes food and sits down, only to come back a monent later*
A: "This coke is all ice. There's no coke in it at all."
Clerk: "That's right. We've found that most of our customers don't like coke. Lots of customers say they want coke, but they come to Kong Burger for the ice and the atmosphere..."
Clerk: "Have you tried our fries? You'll like our fries."
And so it goes.
