Angryellow

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Thats no walrus.... thats yo wife!

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Hey, we're not even married buster!

99 problems in my pants-Jay-Z

Nice

Work it in my pants-Missy Elliot

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Awwww come on already summer....

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I know the feeling.

I just bought the cookie shop.

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Does Kheldarn turn you off?

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Actually, if you sort of squint, he's not bad

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Don't sit on a porkchop.

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Probably a good idea. Trichinosis is a bear.

Indonesian relish

Ice cream

You got it, but it's rabid.


I wish I had the perfect story idea for MA.

Bet, however it never stops hooting. EVER.


I wish for ten million dollars.

You got it playa, but I gave you Chernobyl.


I wish for a real live catgirl.

Done.


But I gave you "Son of Count to 100,000"!


I wish for an endless supply of cola and sandwich cookies.

There's a Starbucks INSIDE a Starbucks!

I'm yelling and I don't give a [censored]!

Worse! I'm a freelance poster!

No!

Chocobos and crack don't mix.

Spinny chair, yay

Take Heed Against Tacticts Designed In Discrete Nocturnal Trappings Making Anonymity Keep Ever Steady Ensuring No Stoppage Enroute

RICKASTLEY

Torrential Rains Noticed Topside

TYRANT

Oh My Goodness Will That Freakin' Big Beauty Queen Stop Angryellow's Universal Conquest Expedition

ICANHASCHEEZBURGER

Answer any phone call after 8 PM with "You have reached the Official Baby Bottom Smackers Continuum. If you are interested in joining, press one now. If you are interested in sponsoring, press two now. If you are a baby and need a bottom smack, hang on the line."

Take a pair of safety scissors, preferably the lefty kind. Then put on a pair of yellow spandex tights and go shirtless (if you're a guy, minimal coverage if you're a girl) throughout the neighboorhood and proclaim yourself "Teh Community Shearer", and make it known that you wll take on any shearing job for a modest fee of clean, unused diapers, preferably generic.

That was about as weird as I could come up with on short notice. Hope I gave a good contribution.