Altoholic_Monkey

A name for the Troll website like Crey Industries..would be obviously be www.KapeJerks.com c'mon now. How easy was that.

I agree that Bo should be an Elite Boss...but since I wouldn't want to beat him up maybe he should be a contact or an NPC saying "Kape Jerks go home" or something

I know!...Replace Julius with Bo Bindel!

He can be the hostile contact for hollows: (Not like Julius is doing anything anyway) I can see the text now "So think you big time Kape Jerk. Well go see if you can beat big time Troll under Red River Bridge."

LMAO BAWHAHAHAHAHA..*can't catch breath* *snicker snort gafaw*

Sooo funny! I now have a new song and a new villian that I will forever seen dancing in my head. So much for the Council dancing to the Numa song! It has been replaced by dancing Freaks.

Nice work done well.

Dear Bo Bindel,

I might be a big-time kape jerk but I'm enjoying reading your adventures. Such a lovely young Troll, who minds his Momma. If I see you in Skyway I'll be sure to not send you to the Zig....well maybe because I'd hate for you to miss the opportunity to write about your Zig adventures.

Signed,

Lady Kape Jerk

PS: I hear that Jutal is trying put a contract out on you because you're getting too popular with the Kape Jerks. You didn't hear that from me though. Watch out for those Clockworks.

"Go Go Papercut!"

"Bring band-aids!"

"Ow! you hit too hard! No fair, I'm telling!!!

"Behold, the power of eating dirt!"

"I get burning sensation when I shoot, should I see a Doctor?

I'd like to add in one little piece of advice. Pay more attention to the description of the mish when the contact is giving it to you.

If it says you need to get them out the cave...well the caves in hollows aren't close to the entrance...so figure on taking a nice trip. Also your contact will let you know if the mish is timed or not before you even decide to take it.

I find that most of the time folks are in too much of a hurry to smash and bash to read what the lovely CoH Dev folks have taken the time to write.