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To kill a baconbird
(To kill a mockingbird, which I actually saw in my fifth grade classroom.) -
*sneakily swipes the remote while Early isn't looking and flips it to the Detroit Tigers game*
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*flips it to One Life To Live*
Yes, I watch OLTL, and I am man enough to admit it. Must watch everyday before work -
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You just went and made me think of John Ritter. Now I'm sad
*flips it to Judge Joe Brown* -
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When your wife goes into the kitchen for a glass of water, then comes out of the kitchen to find you, being in the other room and on the computer, to ask you to go into the same damn kitchen to fix her a sandwich?
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*mercilessly pummels the twins and tosses them out on their sorry a--es*
Now, shall we dance? -
*flips it to Comcast On Demand*
Now to see if they've updated the HBO section. -
*flips the channel to Sports Center and slips Gryphie a real girl*
Repeat after me. Olivia Munn is not my girlfirend. Here is a chick that's actually here. Enjoy -
*comes through with a pair of supermodel twins on each arm*
Oh hell yes. This is even better than the first building. IG, give the ladies whatever they want to drink. Deejay...
Wait, who's the deejay? -
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Ghostworm
(Ghost Widow and earthworm Jim)
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Don't you hate when a pack of nasty *** kids who aren't even yours come into your house, make a mess and don't clean up after themselves, and then you go cleaning up after them over and over again because their mother doesn't give a **** and won't tell them anything and so we get into an argument and I tell them to get the **** out of my house but they refuse to leave and then I...
Um, don't you hate it when people start getting a little too personal on the forums?