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You got served!

MILF?

Playing dominoes with a gorilla.

What are your least favorite ice cream toppings?

With a spoon.

Your parents couldn't think of a better way to tell you: You were adopted.

What was the name of Rod Serling's unpopular spin-off of the Twilight Zone?

Beaten to within an inch of his life.

Upon whose knee does Mitsunori feel awkward sitting?

Tie a blue ribbon around it.

So.... how was your weekend?

What sort of diet do Baskin-Robbins employees set for themselves?

Yellow mopeds with a twist of lime.

How did cyberpup's mom commend him?

Sloppy when wet.

Ewwwww. You're going to wear those boots with that cape?

What's your favorite position?

Donut holes with just a dash of pure hell.

/em waves hand slowly.

This is not the mission you are looking for.

Smell my finger.

To progress farther in the game you might try not sucking. M'kay? B'bye.

What was Bush's first idea on how to invade Iraq?

Simple but full of peanut butter.

What malady can a ****** claim on her work insurance?

A xylophone made of marshmallows.

Go directly to the Zig. Do not pass Atlas Park, do not collect 200 Influence.

Whaassuuuuuuup?!

How can you tell when Cannonball has been experimenting with hallucinogens and oil paints?

Because Grandma says so!

What's the leading demographic for adult websites?

Virtually everyone you know.

What do you call the green spot on your finger after wearing cheap jewelry?

A brand new knob polisher.

If you're happy and you know it, go to Bloody Bay.
If you're happy and you know it, go to Bloody Bay.
If you're happy and you know then your costume should surely show it.
If you're happy and you know it, go to Bloody Bay.

Be sure to include your Full Name and Social Security Number in your character description.

What's the one CSI spin-off that won't involve gallons of semen?

Not if you know what's good for you.

Yeah... it's pretty much hopeless.