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It's just a jump to the left!
~And then a step to the right~
With your hands on your hips!
~You bring your knees in tight~
Oopa! Oopa!
~But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane,~
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Hey, Jerry. Yeah I'm here to tell my girlfriend that I'm sleepin' with her goat.

If you beat this next mission... YOU WIN!

Ya know what this outfit is missing? Sequins! Loads of sequins!

How much does the new Adobe Photoshop cost?

If you'd ever eaten a jackal you would!

If you had to use the word strawberry twice in the same sentence, how would you do it?

He choked on a dandelion.

Your mother doesn't love you.

WASH ME!

After inventing an enhancement, you should immediately make your way to City Hall in Atlas Park to apply for a patent. If you're unfamiliar with the process, feel free to ask Ms. Liberty. It's not like she has anything better to do with a few thousand low-level heroes pestering her for training.

Reynold's Wrap makes the best aluminum foil hats.

You know... there are real people outside.

~I know what boys like! I know what boys want!~

On the count of three, chuck your monitor out the window. 1...2...3!!!

Man... this hang nail is killing me!

I hope you choke on your cape.

Eat at Joe's.

If your back is against the wall and all hope seems lost.... mash all the buttons! Works every time.

We're still working on the Saladamder-squashing grip.

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Heh, as I was reading this a friend of mine walked by with the most interesting remark. I can't wait to see if he's right. Got me on the edge of my seat here...

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And I have to ask... So? Was he right?

10,000 Days in my pants.

Wow! Thanks!

Your shoe is untied.

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In Soviet Russia, screen loads you!

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HAHAHAHA! Tell 'em how it is Yakov!

A/s/l

You? Again? How many times are you going to- No. Ya know what? Just go ahead. Go ahead and Solo this mission again, run up your debt and then scream at your monitor about the fairness level of the game. Go on! Go! But don't come crying to me when you wake up in Chiron Medical Center.

Q) What's the latest series of Animal Planet pornography?

A) Jack and Jill