Top 10 Reasons Diablo 3 Won't Let Me Get Over CoH


DarkBlaster_NA

 

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Diablo 3 (my current game addiction since the news) has a few too many things that keep reminding me of my favorite game ever...

10) Leah is the Anti-Sister Psyche... only her mind-piggy-backer is a bit more problematic than Aurora.

9) Witchdoctor = Necromancy Mastermind Lite

8) Barbarians have a Fury bar... that slowly runs out if you don't rush from enemy to enemy...

7) Demon Hunter's Rain of Vengeance archery attack seems veeeeery familiar somehow.

6) The Scoundrel's voice actor sounds exactly like what I always imagined Malaise would.

5) The Angel Tyreal is noble to the point of being nauseating... rarely fights with you but always ready to tell you what to go do... and has the personality of wet cardboard... and we all thought Statesman was dead.

4) The Templar follower would rather attack than taunt... runs away from you as soon as the battle starts leaving you against the odds alone... and comes back when the battle ends telling you how great he is... so... basically like every Tank I've ever played on a team with in CoH.

3) Enchantress is ditzy... often gets lost when negotiating even slightly complex maps... and aggros everything in sight... on the other hand it's nice to see Fusionette got work.

2) In this game Lord Nemesis's name is Adria.

1) After you max out at combat level 60 you DO keep earning levels.. but they're only for buffing treasure/loot drops.... the problem? They're called PARAGON Levels.


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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Diablo 3 won't even let me get over itself, Much less so CoH


 

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Heh, I dusted off my old copy of Diablo 2 after finding that Diablo 3 was really Diablo 1 1/2.

I forgot what a pleasure it was playing another game where teaming was a good thing.

No wonder why I liked CoH so much, it has so many elements of Diablo 2. Now if only the blaster was as much of a Cannon as the Sorceress...


H: Blaster 50, Defender 50, Tank 50, Scrapper 50, Controller 50, PB 50, WS 50
V: Brute 50, Corruptor 50, MM 50, Dominator 50, Stalker 50, AW 50, AS 50
Top 4: Controller, Brute, Scrapper, Corruptor
Bottom 4: (Peacebringer) way below everything else, Mastermind, Dominator, Blaster
CoH in WQHD