I was bored so I typed up a lyrical parody of a Your Favorite Martian song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPL0Z3381Xo) and put it to the tune of CoH. I hope I can bring some laughs in all this.
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NC Soft left us. Oh no! We broke up. It's been a while since we last spoke but..........The gamers need another chance. Can they give us that? 'Cause we got a petition that will win you back.
WE.......want to be your gamers again. But you left us like we were Jennifer Aniston. And you said you washed your hands of us. But we won't stop this bus.
Our community is so big, don't get us started. How big are they? We're so big we'll be really obnoxious, it will be like we shoved two Rikti down your boxers.
We're so big you can't hold us back. Even Cartman's like "man that is fat". Our petition is so big. It'll run over your feet. That's why when it arrives on your desk you'll hear a 'beep beep'.
And how can we be subtle with all the years spent chasing Circle of Thorns through the tunnels? And other gamers keep telling me "Champions Online looks at you with jealousy".
In fact, when you see us on the street we'll fight Maelstrom to the death in the sequel. I guess soon you'll be hoping we're back. Our community is so big it's got an opening act.
Paragon Studios is so epic, but I aint boasting, but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean. And when the sun's right it might cause a total eclipse without flaws.
And this game is where it's happening. And when when our petition arrives you'll take us back again. Should I compare us to a brontosaurus? No, excuse me I'm on the chorus.
WE......got what you need.
And you said you washed your hands of us.
But we won't stop this bus.
WE.......want to be your gamers again. But you left us like we were Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call.
But this community has got some balls.
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I was bored so I typed up a lyrical parody of a Your Favorite Martian song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPL0Z3381Xo) and put it to the tune of CoH. I hope I can bring some laughs in all this.
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NC Soft left us. Oh no! We broke up. It's been a while since we last spoke but..........The gamers need another chance. Can they give us that? 'Cause we got a petition that will win you back.
WE.......want to be your gamers again. But you left us like we were Jennifer Aniston. And you said you washed your hands of us. But we won't stop this bus.
Our community is so big, don't get us started. How big are they? We're so big we'll be really obnoxious, it will be like we shoved two Rikti down your boxers.
We're so big you can't hold us back. Even Cartman's like "man that is fat". Our petition is so big. It'll run over your feet. That's why when it arrives on your desk you'll hear a 'beep beep'.
And how can we be subtle with all the years spent chasing Circle of Thorns through the tunnels? And other gamers keep telling me "Champions Online looks at you with jealousy".
In fact, when you see us on the street we'll fight Maelstrom to the death in the sequel. I guess soon you'll be hoping we're back. Our community is so big it's got an opening act.
Paragon Studios is so epic, but I aint boasting, but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean. And when the sun's right it might cause a total eclipse without flaws.
And this game is where it's happening. And when when our petition arrives you'll take us back again. Should I compare us to a brontosaurus? No, excuse me I'm on the chorus.
WE......got what you need.
And you said you washed your hands of us.
But we won't stop this bus.
WE.......want to be your gamers again. But you left us like we were Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you'd never call.
But this community has got some balls.
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