It has come to my attention that there are so many parts of this city that I have not yet bathed in the cleansing power of fire. If you have ever teamed with me you would know how much of a travesty this is. Therefore it is now my objective to spam [Ignite] on as many surfaces, and enemies, as I possibly can while I am in-game.
Let no stone be left un-immolated! And I ask you all to join me in making the end of the world more memorable...
Let your final memories not be marred by bleary eyes and heartfelt goodbyes. Let us go into the great unknown in defiance! Let us kick and scream every step of the way, gnashing our teeth and cursing our luck, for we have been denied another day with which to murder the enemy!
Let us stand shoulder to shoulder, heroes and villains, united as one... And spend our final moments lighting our farts in unison! We shall move the very Earth with the power of our discharge!
Let the Rikti invade, for we have cans of beans! Let the zombies rise from the crypts, for we have matches! Let the Praetorians send their Warwalkers, for our cheeks shall slap together with a mighty fervor so righteous the gods themselves shall weep as our trumpets roar!
We shall go on to the end. We shall fart in Atlas, we shall fart on the seas and oceans, we shall squat with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall ignite our city, whatever the cost (in broccoli) may be. We shall fart on the beaches, we shall piss on the landing grounds, we shall crap in the fields and in the streets, we shall pinwheel with the power of our flatus in the hills; we shall never surrender!
...Or maybe I've been drinking too much. Either way, what are your plans to send off?
Virtue - @Carlin
If it's not on fire yet, you're not trying hard enough!
It has come to my attention that there are so many parts of this city that I have not yet bathed in the cleansing power of fire. If you have ever teamed with me you would know how much of a travesty this is. Therefore it is now my objective to spam [Ignite] on as many surfaces, and enemies, as I possibly can while I am in-game.
Let no stone be left un-immolated! And I ask you all to join me in making the end of the world more memorable...
Let your final memories not be marred by bleary eyes and heartfelt goodbyes. Let us go into the great unknown in defiance! Let us kick and scream every step of the way, gnashing our teeth and cursing our luck, for we have been denied another day with which to murder the enemy!
Let us stand shoulder to shoulder, heroes and villains, united as one... And spend our final moments lighting our farts in unison! We shall move the very Earth with the power of our discharge!
Let the Rikti invade, for we have cans of beans! Let the zombies rise from the crypts, for we have matches! Let the Praetorians send their Warwalkers, for our cheeks shall slap together with a mighty fervor so righteous the gods themselves shall weep as our trumpets roar!
We shall go on to the end. We shall fart in Atlas, we shall fart on the seas and oceans, we shall squat with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall ignite our city, whatever the cost (in broccoli) may be. We shall fart on the beaches, we shall piss on the landing grounds, we shall crap in the fields and in the streets, we shall pinwheel with the power of our flatus in the hills; we shall never surrender!
...Or maybe I've been drinking too much. Either way, what are your plans to send off?
Virtue - @Carlin
If it's not on fire yet, you're not trying hard enough!