The Mr G newspaper yellowside was great

You do a contact's arc and after each mission he asks you about what you did. You can choose one of 3 paragraphs depending on how you want to spin it. At the end they present it as a newspaper article for you to read.

I wish they had this for every arc. And I wish you got to keep the newspaper story.

This yellow journalism is a transparent tool of the bourgeois! Can't you see, friends? Here, take my newsletter instead! This issue has great tips for thetan removal.